# If Dopers Wrote Candy Hearts **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 14, 2018, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-dopers-wrote-candy-hearts/808838 "2018-02-14T18:28:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2018, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-dopers-wrote-candy-hearts/808838/21 "2018-02-14T20:05:49Z")
God bless you and James Otto Always! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2018, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-dopers-wrote-candy-hearts/808838/22 "2018-02-14T20:06:12Z")
You know, I loved you, once. For twenty minutes In the Marianas Trench. ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2018, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-dopers-wrote-candy-hearts/808838/23 "2018-02-14T20:08:43Z")
Lmgtfy ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2018, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-dopers-wrote-candy-hearts/808838/24 "2018-02-14T20:24:53Z")
> [@cmyk](#): > > Reported. I thought “My heart is my cite” was the winner until I saw this. ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2018, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-dopers-wrote-candy-hearts/808838/25 "2018-02-14T21:03:18Z")
Banned name Love Moderator ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2018, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-dopers-wrote-candy-hearts/808838/26 "2018-02-14T21:04:46Z")
I Rickroll You 404 I’ve got a heart-on for U (many of us are punsters after all) ---
**Author:** ![muldoonthief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muldoonthief/32/3188_2.png) [@muldoonthief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muldoonthief)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2018, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-dopers-wrote-candy-hearts/808838/27 "2018-02-14T21:06:06Z")
14 k of g in a f p d ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2018, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-dopers-wrote-candy-hearts/808838/28 "2018-02-14T21:11:13Z")
:dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2018, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-dopers-wrote-candy-hearts/808838/29 "2018-02-14T21:18:27Z")
I love you and shit ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2018, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-dopers-wrote-candy-hearts/808838/30 "2018-02-14T21:19:10Z")
I Heart Blimps ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2018, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-dopers-wrote-candy-hearts/808838/31 "2018-02-14T21:19:34Z")
Let’s go to the quarry ---
**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2018, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-dopers-wrote-candy-hearts/808838/32 "2018-02-14T21:23:19Z")
“+1” ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2018, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-dopers-wrote-candy-hearts/808838/33 "2018-02-14T21:24:21Z")
I heart your gormless weenie. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2018, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-dopers-wrote-candy-hearts/808838/34 "2018-02-14T21:27:46Z")
I burning your dog My post is my cite 1920’s style love ray ---
**Author:** ![Ravenman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ravenman/32/2929_2.png) [@Ravenman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ravenman)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2018, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-dopers-wrote-candy-hearts/808838/35 "2018-02-14T21:30:07Z")
Once For 20 minutes On Feb 14th ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2018, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-dopers-wrote-candy-hearts/808838/36 "2018-02-14T22:01:14Z")
Proper punctuation please ---
**Author:** ![Rhiannon8404](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rhiannon8404/32/17929_2.png) [@Rhiannon8404](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhiannon8404)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2018, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-dopers-wrote-candy-hearts/808838/37 "2018-02-14T22:18:05Z")
Sex with sheep is fun! [Cite](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=333640) ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2018, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-dopers-wrote-candy-hearts/808838/38 "2018-02-14T22:31:35Z")
… ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2018, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-dopers-wrote-candy-hearts/808838/39 "2018-02-14T22:35:28Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > … This one must be from **watchwolf49.** ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2018, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-dopers-wrote-candy-hearts/808838/40 "2018-02-14T22:58:21Z")
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