# If Dopers Wrote Candy Hearts **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 14, 2018, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-dopers-wrote-candy-hearts/808838 "2018-02-14T18:28:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2018, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-dopers-wrote-candy-hearts/808838/41 "2018-02-14T23:02:12Z")
I ❤ U For ‘Reasons’ ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2018, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-dopers-wrote-candy-hearts/808838/42 "2018-02-14T23:05:18Z")
No Warning Issued, Since We Each Derive Gratification From The _Other’s_ Position. ---
**Author:** ![BobBitchin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@BobBitchin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobBitchin)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2018, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-dopers-wrote-candy-hearts/808838/43 "2018-02-14T23:13:14Z")
> [@cmyk](#): > > Reported. Damnit, I was gonna post that. (The above is my comment, and my SDMB candy heart phrase) ---
**Author:** ![Rhiannon8404](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rhiannon8404/32/17929_2.png) [@Rhiannon8404](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhiannon8404)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2018, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-dopers-wrote-candy-hearts/808838/44 "2018-02-14T23:18:37Z")
You _ninja’d_ my heart! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2018, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-dopers-wrote-candy-hearts/808838/45 "2018-02-15T00:04:16Z")
Beat it ---
**Author:** ![Helena330](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/helena330/32/531_2.png) [@Helena330](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena330)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2018, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-dopers-wrote-candy-hearts/808838/46 "2018-02-15T01:17:00Z")
> [@FairyChatMom](#): > > I ❤ Jackboots I was thinking: Sparkly Jackboots Omnibuses R Us Trock ‘n’ Troll ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2018, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-dopers-wrote-candy-hearts/808838/47 "2018-02-15T02:03:11Z")
You Know Who Else Liked Candy? ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2018, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-dopers-wrote-candy-hearts/808838/48 "2018-02-15T02:12:46Z")
I posted several I wrote [to twitter](https://twitter.com/theevilwriter/media) last week. [This one](https://twitter.com/theevilwriter/status/962377861658284033), which took the longest to make, is my favorite. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2018, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-dopers-wrote-candy-hearts/808838/49 "2018-02-15T03:47:31Z")
Need Answer Fast Junior Mod ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2018, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-dopers-wrote-candy-hearts/808838/50 "2018-02-15T05:01:25Z")
My most favorite…‘BAM’ ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2018, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-dopers-wrote-candy-hearts/808838/51 "2018-02-15T05:17:09Z")
Be My Ladle I Love You More Than Pan-Fried Semen ---
**Author:** ![DooWahDiddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9bcb4/32.png) [@DooWahDiddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DooWahDiddy)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2018, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-dopers-wrote-candy-hearts/808838/52 "2018-02-15T05:35:27Z")
You know, I own a company that makes “swag” for businesses and organizations, and one of our categories is food/candy/chocolates. I could make these candy hearts a reality, as long as we limited it to 13 custom messages and produced at least 100 of those little boxes they come in. Just throwing it out there. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2018, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-dopers-wrote-candy-hearts/808838/53 "2018-02-15T08:16:07Z")
“May I have your explicit, enthustiatic permission?” ---
**Author:** ![Aspidistra](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspidistra/32/3894_2.png) [@Aspidistra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspidistra)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2018, 9:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-dopers-wrote-candy-hearts/808838/54 "2018-02-15T09:39:35Z")
You know the rules Where are the kitty pics? ---
**Author:** ![DummyGladHands](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/49beb7/32.png) [@DummyGladHands](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DummyGladHands)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2018, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-dopers-wrote-candy-hearts/808838/55 "2018-02-15T12:52:01Z")
Regards ---
**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2018, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-dopers-wrote-candy-hearts/808838/56 "2018-02-15T14:05:56Z")
tldr ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2018, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-dopers-wrote-candy-hearts/808838/57 "2018-02-15T14:48:03Z")
Sd♥b (If you can figure out how to get all caps, you can have the credit.) ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2018, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-dopers-wrote-candy-hearts/808838/58 "2018-02-15T15:18:09Z")
SD♥Bl ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2018, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-dopers-wrote-candy-hearts/808838/59 "2018-02-15T15:20:56Z")
SD❤️Bi ---
**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2018, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-dopers-wrote-candy-hearts/808838/60 "2018-02-15T16:11:21Z")
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