# If Dopers Wrote Candy Hearts **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 14, 2018, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-dopers-wrote-candy-hearts/808838 "2018-02-14T18:28:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2018, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-dopers-wrote-candy-hearts/808838/61 "2018-02-15T16:13:23Z")
Friend of Cecil ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2018, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-dopers-wrote-candy-hearts/808838/62 "2018-02-15T16:14:47Z")
Teeming with love ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2018, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-dopers-wrote-candy-hearts/808838/63 "2018-02-15T18:50:29Z")
I’d Declaw My Cat For You TUG A HOY TP GOES UP AND OVER ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2018, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-dopers-wrote-candy-hearts/808838/64 "2018-02-15T18:51:49Z")
> [@Dung\_Beetle](#): > > Friend > of > Cecil I ❤ Ed Zotti ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2018, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-dopers-wrote-candy-hearts/808838/65 "2018-02-15T18:53:02Z")
I ❤ Bacon Salt ---
**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2018, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-dopers-wrote-candy-hearts/808838/66 "2018-02-15T21:44:38Z")
Omnibus Valentine Thread ---
**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2018, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-dopers-wrote-candy-hearts/808838/67 "2018-02-15T22:24:40Z")
0.9999… equals 1.000… THE LURKERS SUPPORT ME NO WARNING ISSUED PUNCTUATION MAKES IT MORE READABLE WHY ARE CANDY HEARTS YELLING? ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2018, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-dopers-wrote-candy-hearts/808838/68 "2018-02-15T22:57:30Z")
The Squid Or The Goat? ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2018, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-dopers-wrote-candy-hearts/808838/69 "2018-02-15T23:13:51Z")
> [@CairoCarol](#): > > Proper > punctuation > please Proper punctuation “please” ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2018, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-dopers-wrote-candy-hearts/808838/70 "2018-02-15T23:15:46Z")
Don’t DTMFA * * * DO YOU CONSENT? * * * VALIDATE MY SOURCES * * * WILL U DEBATE ME? * * * ---
**Author:** ![Backwater\_Under\_Duck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ba8739/32.png) [@Backwater\_Under\_Duck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Backwater_Under_Duck)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2018, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-dopers-wrote-candy-hearts/808838/71 "2018-02-16T02:08:59Z")
I believe we have done this before. Too lazy to look, but my favorite at the time was: I CAN HAS BJ? ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2018, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-dopers-wrote-candy-hearts/808838/72 "2018-02-16T02:16:11Z")
Want Some Pie? ---
**Author:** ![Mama\_Zappa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@Mama\_Zappa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Zappa)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2018, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-dopers-wrote-candy-hearts/808838/73 "2018-02-16T04:05:01Z")
Be my mmp ---
**Author:** ![Civil\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d78d45/32.png) [@Civil\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Civil_Guy)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2018, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-dopers-wrote-candy-hearts/808838/74 "2018-02-16T04:22:52Z")
No Warning Issued ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2018, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-dopers-wrote-candy-hearts/808838/75 "2018-02-16T12:18:55Z")
Your My Sweaty ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2018, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-dopers-wrote-candy-hearts/808838/76 "2018-02-16T15:46:04Z")
Think of the Hamsters ---
**Author:** ![Methyl\_Ethyl\_Death](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Methyl\_Ethyl\_Death](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Methyl_Ethyl_Death)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2018, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-dopers-wrote-candy-hearts/808838/77 "2018-02-16T16:21:34Z")
Let’s Form Babby ---
**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2018, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-dopers-wrote-candy-hearts/808838/78 "2018-02-16T16:50:07Z")
Dial it WAY back Google It CAP ITAL IZE Wall of Text ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2018, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-dopers-wrote-candy-hearts/808838/79 "2018-02-16T17:01:52Z")
> [@Mangetout](#): > > “May I have your explicit, enthustiatic permission?” Inspired by Mangetout 🙂 **I can spel!** ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2018, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-dopers-wrote-candy-hearts/808838/80 "2018-02-16T17:03:37Z")
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