# If Dopers Wrote Candy Hearts **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 14, 2018, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-dopers-wrote-candy-hearts/808838 "2018-02-14T18:28:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2018, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-dopers-wrote-candy-hearts/808838/81 "2018-02-16T17:07:14Z")
Sequential Hearts ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2018, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-dopers-wrote-candy-hearts/808838/82 "2018-02-16T17:08:02Z")
> [@IvoryTowerDenizen](#): > > Mod > hat > off That one should play “you can leave your hat on”. ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2018, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-dopers-wrote-candy-hearts/808838/83 "2018-02-16T17:28:35Z")
> [@Nava](#): > > That one should play “you can leave your hat on”. Or… Mod Hat (and everything else) Off ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2018, 10:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-dopers-wrote-candy-hearts/808838/84 "2018-02-19T10:02:13Z")
> [@gigi](#): > > Proper > punctuation > “please” Not to nitpick, but ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2018, 10:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-dopers-wrote-candy-hearts/808838/85 "2018-02-19T10:12:54Z")
Stinky footed bumpkin ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2018, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-dopers-wrote-candy-hearts/808838/86 "2018-02-19T19:53:43Z")
MAN GET OUT a ---
**Author:** ![Locrian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/locrian/32/14146_2.png) [@Locrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Locrian)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2018, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-dopers-wrote-candy-hearts/808838/87 "2018-02-19T21:29:25Z")
Blimp Attack Survivor What are Spoiler Boxes? ---
**Author:** ![Satchmo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/satchmo/32/4223_2.png) [@Satchmo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satchmo)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2018, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-dopers-wrote-candy-hearts/808838/88 "2018-02-19T22:31:46Z")
This heart has been graped by the grapist! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2018, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-dopers-wrote-candy-hearts/808838/89 "2018-02-20T00:32:08Z")
> [@Locrian](#): > > Blimp > Attack > Survivor Outstanding! ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2018, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-dopers-wrote-candy-hearts/808838/90 "2018-02-20T17:09:15Z")
> [@ftg](#): > > tldr Hee hee. I’VE GOT A CHARTER MEMBER I’LL BE IN MY BUNK ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2018, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-dopers-wrote-candy-hearts/808838/91 "2018-02-20T17:15:46Z")
> [@gigi](#): > > MAN > GET > OUT > a No, no… MAN GET IN! ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-dopers-wrote-candy-hearts/808838/92 "2018-02-20T17:20:39Z")
> [@Nava](#): > > No, no… > MAN > GET > IN! and MANGE TOUT! 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2018, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-dopers-wrote-candy-hearts/808838/93 "2018-02-20T18:34:05Z")
The Board And My Pants Are Down Regards, Shodan on the other side ---
**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2018, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-dopers-wrote-candy-hearts/808838/94 "2018-02-21T03:29:17Z")
The Master Speaks ---
**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2018, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-dopers-wrote-candy-hearts/808838/95 "2018-02-21T05:17:35Z")
Fighting hypoglycaemia since 1973 This is Schrodinger’s bonbon One half good and one half gone Do not feed the trolls Show me your pits I love pizza… and you. ---
**Author:** ![Jumpbass](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jumpbass/32/147_2.png) [@Jumpbass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jumpbass)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2018, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-dopers-wrote-candy-hearts/808838/96 "2018-02-21T16:05:41Z")
I Love You YMMV Howling Like A Broke Dick Dog For You ---
**Author:** ![PAjoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pajoe/32/58_2.png) [@PAjoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PAjoe)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2018, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-dopers-wrote-candy-hearts/808838/97 "2018-02-21T17:00:15Z")
**Bolding Mine** ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2018, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-dopers-wrote-candy-hearts/808838/98 "2018-02-21T17:19:47Z")
For us old-timers: Yer Pal ---
**Author:** ![Moonchild](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@Moonchild](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moonchild)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2018, 8:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-dopers-wrote-candy-hearts/808838/99 "2018-02-22T08:30:36Z")
Don’t Act Alone (But Oswald did.) ---
**Author:** ![Moonchild](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@Moonchild](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moonchild)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2018, 8:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-dopers-wrote-candy-hearts/808838/100 "2018-02-22T08:32:02Z")
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