# If Dopers Wrote Candy Hearts

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-dopers-wrote-candy-hearts/808838>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 14, 2018, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-dopers-wrote-candy-hearts/808838 "2018-02-14T18:28:48Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
**Page:** 6

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**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2018, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-dopers-wrote-candy-hearts/808838/101 "2018-02-22T16:04:56Z")

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Warning  
PD[del]F[/del]A

(Hmm, that doesn’t come out well. It’s supposed to be an F with a strikethrough.)

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**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2018, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-dopers-wrote-candy-hearts/808838/102 "2018-02-22T17:09:05Z")

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I keep  
your ring  
in my nostril

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**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2018, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-dopers-wrote-candy-hearts/808838/103 "2018-02-22T20:45:59Z")

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I keep  
your lint  
in my navel

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