# If Fahrenheit 451 came true

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-fahrenheit-451-came-true/77689>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [August 23, 2001, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-fahrenheit-451-came-true/77689 "2001-08-23T06:53:09Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
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**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2001, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-fahrenheit-451-came-true/77689/41 "2001-08-26T14:25:11Z")

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> \*Originally posted by gobear \*  
> \*\*_Justine_ by the Marquis De Sade \*\*

“The Story of O” 🙂 .

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**Author:** ![Billy\_Rubin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/billy_rubin/32/3622_2.png) [@Billy\_Rubin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billy_Rubin)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2001, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-fahrenheit-451-came-true/77689/42 "2001-08-26T14:33:58Z")

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City, by Clifford D. Simak, just because I love dogs.

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**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2001, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-fahrenheit-451-came-true/77689/43 "2001-08-26T14:41:24Z")

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Being a biblical sort, I’d go with _Psalms_, _Hebrews_ or _Tobit_(gotta throw the apocrypha in there somewhere :P)

Instead of a novel, I’d take William Blake’s _Songs of Innocence_ or _Songs of Experience_ just because we have to have poetry too.

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**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2001, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-fahrenheit-451-came-true/77689/44 "2001-08-26T15:29:09Z")

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Man, I’d have to memorize an entire book? Umm… sign me up for _Pat the Bunny_. 😃

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2001, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-fahrenheit-451-came-true/77689/45 "2001-08-27T00:19:14Z")

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_Through the Looking-Glass, and What Alice Found There._

I’ve got plenty of that memorized already.

Or _Finnegans Wake_. Be fun to try, anyway, and the Book People who’d been picking wild mushrooms would love ya.

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**Author:** ![Dark\_Lord\_Davidson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bc8723/32.png) [@Dark\_Lord\_Davidson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dark_Lord_Davidson)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2001, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-fahrenheit-451-came-true/77689/46 "2001-08-27T00:44:46Z")

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**The Bible**

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**Author:** ![QuanSu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/c37758/32.png) [@QuanSu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuanSu)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2001, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-fahrenheit-451-came-true/77689/47 "2001-08-28T19:47:44Z")

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Leon Uris’ _Exodus_

I read that book over and over, during lunch and dinner, every day for 3 months while being “tutored” at my grand parents’ place. It was during my 6th grade summer; it was the only action book I could find there. Didn’t find the “cache” in the attic until a year later!

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**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2001, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-fahrenheit-451-came-true/77689/48 "2001-08-28T20:06:23Z")

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I’d be Clifton Fadiman’s THE NEW LIFETIME READING PLAN.

MAN, would I irritate people!

“Uke was just talking about Goethe’s FAUST and Wu Ch’eng-en’s JOURNEY TO THE EAST! Quick! Who’s got those?”

“Uhhhhh…I think Bob’s Goethe…he’s washing the breakfast dishes…and Mary Lou’s got the JOURNEY. I think I saw her down by the creek, sitting on Simon’s lap. You know Simon, he’s the Collected Poetry of Auden.”

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**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2001, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-fahrenheit-451-came-true/77689/49 "2001-08-29T04:15:20Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Dark Lord Davidson \*  
> \*\ ***The Bible** \*\*

Which one?

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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2001, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-fahrenheit-451-came-true/77689/50 "2001-08-29T14:07:32Z")

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The Anarchist Cookbook

or

A Fans Notes by Frederick Exely

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**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2001, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-fahrenheit-451-came-true/77689/51 "2001-08-29T14:44:00Z")

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_Point Counterpoint_ --Aldous Huxley  
or maybe some Vonnegut. Or Pratchett. Aww hell, I couldn’t decide 🙂

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**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2001, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-fahrenheit-451-came-true/77689/52 "2001-08-29T15:05:39Z")

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Cool. I’ve never met anyone else who read POINT COUNTERPOINT.

I should read that muthah again…it’s been years. And it was SO good!

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