# If given the chance, would you have sex with a dwarf?
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-given-the-chance-would-you-have-sex-with-a-dwarf/27942
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion
**Created:** [August 3, 2000, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-given-the-chance-would-you-have-sex-with-a-dwarf/27942 "2000-08-03T03:38:08Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)
#### Post date: [August 3, 2000, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-given-the-chance-would-you-have-sex-with-a-dwarf/27942/1 "2000-08-03T03:38:08Z")
And I don’t mean smurfette!
I’ve debated this very question with friends for years now, and nobody can give me a straight answer. The answer I have is “I think so!”
I think that if the circumstances were right, I would be happy to, but I just don’t know! We’d be an odd couple, that’s for sure!
So, being as honest as possible, would you? I’m interested in your opinion.
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### Author:  [@vandal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vandal)
#### Post date: [August 3, 2000, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-given-the-chance-would-you-have-sex-with-a-dwarf/27942/2 "2000-08-03T05:58:27Z")
Intercourse? No. Fellatio? Most likely.
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### Author:  [@ricepad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ricepad)
#### Post date: [August 3, 2000, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-given-the-chance-would-you-have-sex-with-a-dwarf/27942/3 "2000-08-03T06:02:53Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by vandal \*
> \*\*Intercourse? No. Fellatio? Most likely. \*\*
You would perform fellatio on a dwarf??
😛
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### Author:  [@vandal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vandal)
#### Post date: [August 3, 2000, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-given-the-chance-would-you-have-sex-with-a-dwarf/27942/4 "2000-08-03T06:15:28Z")
Alright, ricepad, now that was just sick. And not to mention a below the belt hit. You will pay, my friend, you will pay dearly. Muhahahahahaha!
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### Author:  [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)
#### Post date: [August 3, 2000, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-given-the-chance-would-you-have-sex-with-a-dwarf/27942/5 "2000-08-03T06:48:04Z")
Well, I’ve always had a thing for Sneezy. I’d make him take a Sudafed first, though.
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### Author:  [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)
#### Post date: [August 3, 2000, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-given-the-chance-would-you-have-sex-with-a-dwarf/27942/6 "2000-08-03T07:08:43Z")
Well, I guess it depends. Do you mean “would I have sex with her just because she’s a dwarf?” or do you mean “would I have sex with her despite the fact that she’s a dwarf?”
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### Author:  [@Baglady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baglady)
#### Post date: [August 3, 2000, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-given-the-chance-would-you-have-sex-with-a-dwarf/27942/7 "2000-08-03T07:30:15Z")
vandal, you said: “Alright, ricepad, now that was just sick. And not to mention a below the belt hit.”
Well vandal, if the dwarf were performing fellatio on you (assumine you’re a guy), it _WOULD_ be a hit below the belt now, wouldn’t it?!?!?!?
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### Author:  [@ricepad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ricepad)
#### Post date: [August 3, 2000, 7:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-given-the-chance-would-you-have-sex-with-a-dwarf/27942/8 "2000-08-03T07:33:30Z")
[hijack]
Ya know, it wasn’t until their numbers dwindled from 50 down to eight that the other Dwarfs began to suspect Hungry.
[/hijack]
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### Author:  [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)
#### Post date: [August 3, 2000, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-given-the-chance-would-you-have-sex-with-a-dwarf/27942/9 "2000-08-03T12:40:05Z")
Cyn, is this your way of sharing something about yourself with the rest of the group?
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### Author:  [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)
#### Post date: [August 3, 2000, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-given-the-chance-would-you-have-sex-with-a-dwarf/27942/10 "2000-08-03T12:42:00Z")
Would there be bowling afterwards?
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### Author:  [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)
#### Post date: [August 3, 2000, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-given-the-chance-would-you-have-sex-with-a-dwarf/27942/11 "2000-08-03T15:08:25Z")
Strangely enough, I’m going to give a serious answer. Yes, of course, if the situation came up naturaly- that is she was someone I liked and we wanted to have sex, why not? To do otherwise would be as repugnent as refusing to sleep with someone because they were brown, or oriental, or had cerebral palsy. They can’t help what their physical status is, and what should it matter as long as it dosen’t interferre whith the activity in question? It has nothing to do with WHO they ARE, it’s just the way they are. No big deal.
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### Author:  [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)
#### Post date: [August 3, 2000, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-given-the-chance-would-you-have-sex-with-a-dwarf/27942/12 "2000-08-03T15:20:49Z")
I would, but they would have to buy me dinner first.
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### Author:  [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)
#### Post date: [August 3, 2000, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-given-the-chance-would-you-have-sex-with-a-dwarf/27942/13 "2000-08-03T17:00:49Z")
I tend to agree with you, weirddave, as usual. Still, do you think you could do it without giggling?
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### Author:  [@Poysyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poysyn)
#### Post date: [August 3, 2000, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-given-the-chance-would-you-have-sex-with-a-dwarf/27942/14 "2000-08-03T17:08:31Z")
Okay, I admit it, I am a bit of a heightist. I prefer men who are at least as tall as me (5’9") so probably not, but hey, you never know. If he was really nice and thoughtful and…and I could stop giggling at the mental picture long enough, maybe.
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### Author:  [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)
#### Post date: [August 3, 2000, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-given-the-chance-would-you-have-sex-with-a-dwarf/27942/15 "2000-08-03T17:12:02Z")
Actually, Mr.C., I’d be eternally grateful if _she_ didn’t giggle and make " And they call **me** a dwarf" jokes.
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### Author:  [@casdave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/casdave)
#### Post date: [August 3, 2000, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-given-the-chance-would-you-have-sex-with-a-dwarf/27942/16 "2000-08-03T17:15:05Z")
They are all the same height when they lie down 😉
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### Author:  [@Gazoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazoo)
#### Post date: [August 3, 2000, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-given-the-chance-would-you-have-sex-with-a-dwarf/27942/17 "2000-08-03T17:17:02Z")
I’m sorry, but I’m LMAO just picturing it. I don’t think I could do it. (But I am on a bit of a dry spell, so who knows…)
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### Author:  [@JoeyHemlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JoeyHemlock)
#### Post date: [August 3, 2000, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-given-the-chance-would-you-have-sex-with-a-dwarf/27942/18 "2000-08-03T17:47:55Z")
At this stage, I think I’d screw a dwarf pony.
(Was that out loud?)
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### Author:  [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)
#### Post date: [August 3, 2000, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-given-the-chance-would-you-have-sex-with-a-dwarf/27942/19 "2000-08-03T18:06:23Z")
Nyuk nuyk nyuk! Can you imagine a dwarf talking dirty in the sack?
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### Author:  [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)
#### Post date: [August 3, 2000, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-given-the-chance-would-you-have-sex-with-a-dwarf/27942/20 "2000-08-03T18:21:47Z")
Did you hear about the dwarf and the amazon? Toes to toes, his nose was in it. Nose to nose his toes was in it. Thank you, Mr. Fields.
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