# If gradeschool kids teased you about your username, they'd call you...

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 20, 2000, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-gradeschool-kids-teased-you-about-your-username-theyd-call-you/26215 "2000-07-20T06:02:12Z")\
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**Author:** ![Catrandom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7bcc69/32.png) [@Catrandom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catrandom)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-gradeschool-kids-teased-you-about-your-username-theyd-call-you/26215/61 "2000-07-21T22:22:54Z")

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Oh, man, and I’d managed to go all this time without finding out…

Catrandom :eek:

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**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-gradeschool-kids-teased-you-about-your-username-theyd-call-you/26215/62 "2000-07-21T22:36:00Z")

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Sorry, I’m just here to inform and corrupt people. That’s my job.

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**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-gradeschool-kids-teased-you-about-your-username-theyd-call-you/26215/63 "2000-07-21T22:55:42Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Enright3 \*  
> \*\*My middle name is Enright. Growning up I was called (obviously) "Out-Wrong, or (not so obvious) [Dudley] Doright. \*\*

I **LOVE** Dudley Do-right!

Scotti

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**Author:** ![mega\_the\_roo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3da27b/32.png) [@mega\_the\_roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mega_the_roo)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-gradeschool-kids-teased-you-about-your-username-theyd-call-you/26215/64 "2000-07-21T23:35:12Z")

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Without a doubt in my mind: **mega the poo**

Ha.

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**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2000, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-gradeschool-kids-teased-you-about-your-username-theyd-call-you/26215/65 "2000-07-25T03:49:36Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by seriousart \*  
> \*\*  
> dpr=diaper (no offense, just tryin to get the ball rolling…🙂 )  
> \*\*

_sigh_ Copping it from a walking oxymoron…

😉

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**Author:** ![tipiwoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6bbea6/32.png) [@tipiwoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tipiwoo)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2000, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-gradeschool-kids-teased-you-about-your-username-theyd-call-you/26215/66 "2000-07-25T03:59:11Z")

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hmmm… maybee  
-tipivoodoo  
-tipipoopoo  
-tipidoodoo  
-tipiwootangtang  
there are so many stupid possibilities. the things kids tease with usually don’t even make sense. I remember in elementary my best guy friend and I would tease each other about our last names. Mine was Henry, so I got called Henry Ford. His was Freo, so he got called Frito Lay. Very stupid, but it was what we got teased as. 🙂

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