# If grammarians wrote songs . . .

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-grammarians-wrote-songs/395032>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [March 8, 2007, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-grammarians-wrote-songs/395032 "2007-03-08T00:31:43Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![BarnOwl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e95f7d/32.png) [@BarnOwl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BarnOwl)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2007, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-grammarians-wrote-songs/395032/61 "2007-03-12T14:09:35Z")

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If Henry VIII were a Mormon instead  
Anne Bolynne might still have her head

I made it up.

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**Author:** ![Smitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@Smitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smitty)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2007, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-grammarians-wrote-songs/395032/62 "2007-03-12T14:57:27Z")

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Female Dogs Aren’t Fecal Matter - Snoop Dogg and Dr. Dre

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2007, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-grammarians-wrote-songs/395032/63 "2007-03-12T15:08:09Z")

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I have rhythm. I have music. I have sunshine. Who could ask for additional things?

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**Author:** ![jali](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecae2f/32.png) [@jali](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jali)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2007, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-grammarians-wrote-songs/395032/64 "2007-03-12T18:02:56Z")

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There is Nothing Similar to The Real Thing.

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