# If Hillary Clinton randomly walked into my office.... **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [September 20, 2010, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-hillary-clinton-randomly-walked-into-my-office/554402 "2010-09-20T14:22:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Nunzio\_Tavulari](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Nunzio\_Tavulari](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nunzio_Tavulari)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2010, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-hillary-clinton-randomly-walked-into-my-office/554402/21 "2010-09-21T04:30:54Z")
I think “Hi Sweetums” would work. She’s probably gets tired of all of the formality involved in having a simple conversation. If she wandered into my office we would both be aware that a resolution of the Middle East Crisis would not be the topic of conversation. Usually she’s just looking for a place to stick her gum. ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2010, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-hillary-clinton-randomly-walked-into-my-office/554402/22 "2010-09-21T06:38:56Z")
“Heya, hoochie-mama! Wakka wakka wakka!” Then time how long it takes for the Secret Service to arrive. ---
**Author:** ![Omar\_Little](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omar_little/32/269_2.png) [@Omar\_Little](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omar_Little)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2010, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-hillary-clinton-randomly-walked-into-my-office/554402/23 "2010-09-21T13:34:01Z")
> [@GuanoLad](#): > > “Heya, hoochie-mama! Wakka wakka wakka!” > > Then time how long it takes for the Secret Service to arrive. The Secret Service would only be protecting her if she was coming to your office on a personal matter. If she was there in her official capacity as the Secretary of State, she would be protected by the Diplomatic Security Service. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2010, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-hillary-clinton-randomly-walked-into-my-office/554402/24 "2010-09-21T13:52:41Z")
“And now, students, please welcome our surprise Guest Speaker The Honorable Hillary Rodham Clinton, the Secretary of State. Does anyone have a question to start things rolling?” Depending on whether she drew my Government, AP Euro or Debate kids, we would be off on a rather interesting discussion. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2010, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-hillary-clinton-randomly-walked-into-my-office/554402/25 "2010-09-21T13:59:05Z")
My first words would be along the lines of “OHMIGOD! It’'s you. Hilary Rodhem Clinton! I’m a hugw fan of you and your husband. You are what we are! You are Americana personified.” ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2010, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-hillary-clinton-randomly-walked-into-my-office/554402/26 "2010-09-21T14:33:12Z")
White trash adulterers? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2010, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-hillary-clinton-randomly-walked-into-my-office/554402/27 "2010-09-21T14:35:29Z")
I’d grab a cigar… ---
**Author:** ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2010, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-hillary-clinton-randomly-walked-into-my-office/554402/28 "2010-09-21T15:35:35Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > “And now, students, please welcome our surprise Guest Speaker The Honorable Hillary Rodham Clinton, the Secretary of State. Does anyone have a question to start things rolling?” Depending on whether she drew my Government, AP Euro or **Debate kids** , we would be off on a rather interesting discussion. “Um, so like, Miss Clinton. . . what are your thoughts on whether or not states ought to possess nuclear weapons? Just curious. . .”😃 ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2010, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-hillary-clinton-randomly-walked-into-my-office/554402/29 "2010-09-21T19:29:27Z")
No doubt. Or “What effect have NATO forces had on the lives of the average Afghani?” My kids like to think ahead sometimes. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2010, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-hillary-clinton-randomly-walked-into-my-office/554402/30 "2010-09-21T19:48:19Z")
> [@ducati](#): > > “Bitch, get out of my office.” ? > > Not a fan. Of basic manners and the social graces? ---
**Author:** ![Gil-Martin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Gil-Martin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gil-Martin)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2010, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-hillary-clinton-randomly-walked-into-my-office/554402/31 "2010-09-21T21:19:04Z")
> [@Wilbo523](#): > > > [@alphaboi867](#): > > > > Often women in the South weren’t even given middle names at birth on the assumption that they’ll use their maiden name as a middle name after marriage. > > I think “often” may be overstating it. I am from the south and all of my ancestors are from the south. I have yet to ever meet any woman from the south that did not have a middle name given at birth. Too many Sue’s, Mae’s, and Lee’s too count. In my little corner of the South, we also have quite a few Miss [Name] Jo’s on the loose. Molly Jo, Sally Jo, whatever . . . I’m not sure I know any women lacking middle names, either. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-hillary-clinton-randomly-walked-into-my-office/554402.md?page=1)