# If I could \_\_\_\_\_\_, I'd \_\_\_\_\_\_

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-could-id/957599>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 11, 2022, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-could-id/957599 "2022-01-11T17:25:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2022, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-could-id/957599/1 "2022-01-11T17:25:38Z")

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If you could do a thing, what would you do?

If I could draw, I’d draw a picture of Santa Claus as a Ramone.

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**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2022, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-could-id/957599/2 "2022-01-11T17:28:17Z")

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If I could play a guitar, I would be too shy to play in front of a crowd.

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**Author:** ![aruvqan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aruvqan/32/2891_2.png) [@aruvqan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aruvqan)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2022, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-could-id/957599/3 "2022-01-11T22:43:14Z")

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If I could walk and stand without crutches I would dance with my husband

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**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2022, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-could-id/957599/4 "2022-01-12T02:25:09Z")

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If I could turn back time, I’d take back those words that’d hurt you, and you’d stay.

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**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2022, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-could-id/957599/5 "2022-01-12T02:44:42Z")

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If I could run, I’d run every day.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2022, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-could-id/957599/6 "2022-01-12T02:46:18Z")

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> [@racer72](#):
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> If I could play a guitar, I would be too shy to play in front of a crowd.

I think I’d brazen through it.

> [@aruvqan](#):
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> If I could walk and stand without crutches I would dance with my husband

💗

> [@ZipperJJ](#):
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> If I could run, I’d run every day.

Amen. Sometimes I dream about running.

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2022, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-could-id/957599/7 "2022-01-12T02:51:09Z")

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If I could answer this question, I’d get banned.

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**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2022, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-could-id/957599/8 "2022-01-12T02:52:54Z")

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If I could fly, I’d flap my wings all the way to the moon.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2022, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-could-id/957599/9 "2022-01-12T02:56:19Z")

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If I could afford it, I’d fly.