# If I didn't respond to your email, it's probably your own damned fault! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 3, 2004, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-didnt-respond-to-your-email-its-probably-your-own-damned-fault/227311 "2004-02-03T12:10:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![AngelicGemma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@AngelicGemma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelicGemma)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2004, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-didnt-respond-to-your-email-its-probably-your-own-damned-fault/227311/21 "2004-02-03T18:07:37Z")
> [@Shade](#): > > LOL. > > Any of us who wanted to be banned for being a jerk could send one of each and see which get through šŸ˜ƒ Iā€™m in. šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2004, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-didnt-respond-to-your-email-its-probably-your-own-damned-fault/227311/22 "2004-02-03T19:39:21Z")
ok, but donā€™t come cryinā€™ to me when your penis isnā€™t 10 inches long, or you missed out on that wonderful business opportunity. šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![BlackKnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eb8c5e/32.png) [@BlackKnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlackKnight)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2004, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-didnt-respond-to-your-email-its-probably-your-own-damned-fault/227311/23 "2004-02-03T20:25:01Z")
> [@wring](#): > > ok, but donā€™t come cryinā€™ to me when your penis isnā€™t 10 inches long, or you missed out on that wonderful business opportunity. If I had a ten inch penis, Iā€™d have many wonderful business opportunities. ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2004, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-didnt-respond-to-your-email-its-probably-your-own-damned-fault/227311/24 "2004-02-03T21:14:01Z")
> [@BlackKnight](#): > > If I had a ten inch penis, Iā€™d have many wonderful business opportunities. Yeah, you wouldnā€™t be hard-up anymore. Or maybe you would. Or summthinā€™. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2004, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-didnt-respond-to-your-email-its-probably-your-own-damned-fault/227311/25 "2004-02-04T02:18:04Z")
> [@cards](#): > > If you are going to be starting more pit threads, you need to work on your outrage a bit. No cursing, name calling or goat felching? Try a little harder please. Hey, she did use ā€œdamn(ed)ā€ twice ā€“ surely **Lynn** gets some credit for that? Iā€™ve been trying (with dismal results so far) to get ā€œfuttockā€ adopted here as a pseudo-obscenity that incorrigibly clean-mouthed folks could feel free to hurl at their adversaries. Maybe, **Lynn** , you could start flinging that about? Coming from an Admin, especially the Mistress of the Pit, rather than a lowly Member, it would have far more cachet, donā€™t you think? > [@dantheman](#): > > If you really want her to respond, make sure you put the following in your subject line: > > ā€œSomeone has sent YOU some virtual chocolate!ā€ A mention of cats might do it too. Although ā€œChocolated covered hot Japanese catgirlsā€ is probably a Bad Idea. ---
**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2004, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-didnt-respond-to-your-email-its-probably-your-own-damned-fault/227311/26 "2004-02-04T02:43:03Z")
> [@](#): > > Iā€™ve been trying (with dismal results so far) to get ā€œfuttockā€ adopted here as a pseudo-obscenity. . . . Are you ribbing us? Suely you know that such a campaign would be shrouded in apathy. ---
**Author:** ![GusNSpot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gusnspot/32/436_2.png) [@GusNSpot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GusNSpot)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2004, 9:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-didnt-respond-to-your-email-its-probably-your-own-damned-fault/227311/27 "2004-02-04T09:20:28Z")
apathy? You called? ::: shrug :::: wandering offā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![umop\_ap\_sdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/dbc845/32.png) [@umop\_ap\_sdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/umop_ap_sdn)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2004, 9:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-didnt-respond-to-your-email-its-probably-your-own-damned-fault/227311/28 "2004-02-04T09:21:31Z")
> [@Lynn Bodoni](#): > > And what happened to my bullets? They were there on preview! Now thereā€™s just one lonely bullet! FWIW, I never use the vB bullets. Alt+7 (no numbers) works fine on my PCā€¦ ā€¢ šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![jesuslynch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e99b99/32.png) [@jesuslynch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jesuslynch)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2004, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-didnt-respond-to-your-email-its-probably-your-own-damned-fault/227311/29 "2004-02-04T14:05:30Z")
> [@](#): > > ā€¦And what happened to my bullets? They were there on preview! Now thereā€™s just one lonely bullet! Thanks! Now Iā€™ve got ā€œGive me back my bulletsā€ stuck in my head. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2004, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-didnt-respond-to-your-email-its-probably-your-own-damned-fault/227311/30 "2004-02-04T17:21:44Z")
> [@jesuslynch](#): > > Thanks! Now Iā€™ve got ā€œGive me back my bulletsā€ stuck in my head. BULLET BULLET BULLET BULLET BULLET BULLET BULLET BULLET _EMAIL EMAIL_ BULLET BULLET BULLET BULLET _ **SPAM** _ ---
**Author:** ![umop\_ap\_sdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/dbc845/32.png) [@umop\_ap\_sdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/umop_ap_sdn)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2004, 7:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-didnt-respond-to-your-email-its-probably-your-own-damned-fault/227311/31 "2004-02-05T07:53:30Z")
> [@cityboy916](#): > > Alt+7 (no numbers) Uhā€¦ no _zeros_. Wouldnā€™t do much good if there werenā€™t _any_ numbers whatsoeverā€¦ :o [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-didnt-respond-to-your-email-its-probably-your-own-damned-fault/227311.md?page=1)