# If I ever meet a red-haired ninja, **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 23, 2013, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-ever-meet-a-red-haired-ninja/656490 "2013-04-23T13:25:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![rucciface](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ba9def/32.png) [@rucciface](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rucciface)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2013, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-ever-meet-a-red-haired-ninja/656490/1 "2013-04-23T13:25:37Z")
I will nickname him “Jinja”. That is all. ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2013, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-ever-meet-a-red-haired-ninja/656490/2 "2013-04-23T13:52:15Z")
Perhaps, after you’ve seen the red-haired ninja, you might have time to remember to call him jinja. But then you’ll be dead. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2013, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-ever-meet-a-red-haired-ninja/656490/3 "2013-04-23T13:56:30Z")
You’ll quickly and briefly look upon the pale, freckled face of death. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2013, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-ever-meet-a-red-haired-ninja/656490/4 "2013-04-23T14:00:04Z")
I wonder whatever happened to **Jin Wicked**. I bet she could draw one hella red topped ninja. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2013, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-ever-meet-a-red-haired-ninja/656490/5 "2013-04-23T16:25:00Z")
> [@Hypno-Toad](#): > > You’ll quickly and briefly look upon the pale, freckled face of death. 😕 Don’t ninjas generally wear masks that obscure every part of the face except the eyes? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2013, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-ever-meet-a-red-haired-ninja/656490/6 "2013-04-23T16:29:58Z")
Maryanne. ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2013, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-ever-meet-a-red-haired-ninja/656490/7 "2013-04-23T16:36:55Z")
Maryanne? The ninja with the shaky hands? Oh what they’ve done to a man, those shaky hands! ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2013, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-ever-meet-a-red-haired-ninja/656490/8 "2013-04-23T16:52:57Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > 😕 > > Don’t ninjas generally wear masks that obscure every part of the face except the eyes? That’s why the glimpse is so brief. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2013, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-ever-meet-a-red-haired-ninja/656490/9 "2013-04-23T16:55:24Z")
> [@The Great Sun Jester](#): > > Perhaps, after you’ve seen the red-haired ninja, you might have time to remember to call him jinja. But then you’ll be dead. I see you’ve met my cousin. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2013, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-ever-meet-a-red-haired-ninja/656490/10 "2013-04-23T22:27:33Z")
> [@lieu](#): > > I wonder whatever happened to **Jin Wicked**. I bet she could draw one hella red topped ninja. God! I had a crush on her!