# If I had a Monty Python-inspired username, it just might be.... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 15, 2018, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-inspired-username-it-just-might-be/821402 "2018-09-15T19:26:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2018, 10:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-inspired-username-it-just-might-be/821402/61 "2018-09-16T10:32:10Z")
> [@GuanoLad](#): > > Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-Film Already picked! ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2018, 10:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-inspired-username-it-just-might-be/821402/62 "2018-09-16T10:40:02Z")
**Lemon Curry?** ---
**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2018, 10:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-inspired-username-it-just-might-be/821402/63 "2018-09-16T10:50:30Z")
Malcolm Peter Brian Telescope Adrian Umbrella Stand Jasper Wednesday (pop pop) Stoatgobbler John Raw Vegetable (whinnying) Arthur Norman Michael (blows squeaker) Featherstone Smith (whistle) Northcott Edwards Harris (fires pistol)( ‘whoop’) Mason (chuff-chuff-chuff-chuff) Frampton Jones Fruitbat Gilbert ‘We’ll keep a welcome in the’ (three shots) Williams If I Could Walk That Way Jenkin (squeaker) Tiger-drawers Pratt Thompson ‘Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head’ Darcy Carter (horn) Pussycat ‘Don’t Sleep In The Subway’ Barton Mainwaring (hoot, ‘whoop’) Smith ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2018, 10:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-inspired-username-it-just-might-be/821402/64 "2018-09-16T10:50:44Z")
A Man Armed With A Banana ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2018, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-inspired-username-it-just-might-be/821402/65 "2018-09-16T11:30:36Z")
On second thought, I want “Majestic Møøse” instead. It has nice alliteration. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2018, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-inspired-username-it-just-might-be/821402/66 "2018-09-16T12:42:19Z")
Minister of Missing Avatar. ---
**Author:** ![blob](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blob/32/489_2.png) [@blob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blob)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2018, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-inspired-username-it-just-might-be/821402/67 "2018-09-16T13:46:11Z")
Lumberjack ---
**Author:** ![j666](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9de0a6/32.png) [@j666](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/j666)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2018, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-inspired-username-it-just-might-be/821402/68 "2018-09-16T14:10:16Z")
The Given Lupin Doesn’t anyone want “Wat’ry Tart”? ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2018, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-inspired-username-it-just-might-be/821402/69 "2018-09-16T14:13:41Z")
> [@iiandyiiii](#): > > > [@GuanoLad](#): > > > > Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-Film > > Already picked! My second choice was Eric the Half-A-Bee. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2018, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-inspired-username-it-just-might-be/821402/70 "2018-09-16T14:51:36Z")
> [@penultima\_thule](#): > > This is a brazen affront to democracy buster … you called the [poll result](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=12145573&postcount=41)yourself. 😃 > > Refugee of Graybridge. Wrong poll, **pt** -That was the vote for my title, not my name. ---
**Author:** ![Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tim_r.mortiss/32/142_2.png) [@Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tim_R.Mortiss)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2018, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-inspired-username-it-just-might-be/821402/71 "2018-09-16T15:09:25Z")
Cyril Connolly ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2018, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-inspired-username-it-just-might-be/821402/72 "2018-09-16T15:28:46Z")
Ken Clean-Air System ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2018, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-inspired-username-it-just-might-be/821402/73 "2018-09-16T15:43:51Z")
Brave Sir Robin ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2018, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-inspired-username-it-just-might-be/821402/74 "2018-09-16T16:02:11Z")
**Colin “Chopper” Mozart, Ratcatcher** ---
**Author:** ![bibliophage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bibliophage/32/7615_2.png) [@bibliophage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bibliophage)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2018, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-inspired-username-it-just-might-be/821402/75 "2018-09-16T16:08:25Z")
Venezuelan Beaver Cheese? ---
**Author:** ![Filbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/filbert/32/3433_2.png) [@Filbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Filbert)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2018, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-inspired-username-it-just-might-be/821402/76 "2018-09-16T16:40:44Z")
Hamster-Elderberry hybrid ---
**Author:** ![Map\_Ylow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/map_ylow/32/85_2.png) [@Map\_Ylow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Map_Ylow)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2018, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-inspired-username-it-just-might-be/821402/77 "2018-09-16T16:55:02Z")
European Swallow. ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2018, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-inspired-username-it-just-might-be/821402/78 "2018-09-16T17:15:36Z")
A Shrubbery ---
**Author:** ![K364](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k364/32/5_2.png) [@K364](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/K364)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2018, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-inspired-username-it-just-might-be/821402/79 "2018-09-16T17:16:18Z")
Not much fun in Stalingrad ---
**Author:** ![TreacherousCretin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/treacherouscretin/32/476_2.png) [@TreacherousCretin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TreacherousCretin)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2018, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-inspired-username-it-just-might-be/821402/80 "2018-09-16T20:18:20Z")
\*\* No Ordinary Rabbit\*\* But I think this is the winner: > [@Mars\_Horizon](#): > > **It’s…** [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-inspired-username-it-just-might-be/821402.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-inspired-username-it-just-might-be/821402.md?page=5)