# If I had a Monty Python-inspired username, it just might be.... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 15, 2018, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-inspired-username-it-just-might-be/821402 "2018-09-15T19:26:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![markn\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@markn\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/markn_1)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2018, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-inspired-username-it-just-might-be/821402/81 "2018-09-16T22:15:06Z")
Brian of Nazareth. ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2018, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-inspired-username-it-just-might-be/821402/82 "2018-09-17T00:46:06Z")
> [@susan](#): > > My Hovercraft Is Full of Eels. > **[Translations of My hovercraft is full of eels in many languages](https://www.omniglot.com/language/phrases/hovercraft.htm)** > > How to tell people that your hovercraft has been infested with eels in many different languages. The oldest bookmark I own. Mrs Nigger-Baiter (I always wanted to get Pitted) 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2018, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-inspired-username-it-just-might-be/821402/83 "2018-09-17T00:57:31Z")
Cardinal Fang ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2018, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-inspired-username-it-just-might-be/821402/84 "2018-09-17T01:19:51Z")
Albatross! ---
**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2018, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-inspired-username-it-just-might-be/821402/85 "2018-09-17T01:23:20Z")
Eric the half a bee ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2018, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-inspired-username-it-just-might-be/821402/86 "2018-09-17T01:30:25Z")
Ron Vibbentrop ---
**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2018, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-inspired-username-it-just-might-be/821402/87 "2018-09-17T01:37:27Z")
Incontinentia Buttocks ---
**Author:** ![SuperAbe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f17d59/32.png) [@SuperAbe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuperAbe)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2018, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-inspired-username-it-just-might-be/821402/88 "2018-09-17T02:30:16Z")
> [@Sicks\_Ate](#): > > On second thought, I want “Majestic Møøse” instead. It has nice alliteration. \*\* A Møøse once bit my sister…\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2018, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-inspired-username-it-just-might-be/821402/89 "2018-09-17T03:13:30Z")
**Supt. Harry “Snapper” Organs of Q Division** ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2018, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-inspired-username-it-just-might-be/821402/90 "2018-09-17T03:24:39Z")
Real Dad ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2018, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-inspired-username-it-just-might-be/821402/91 "2018-09-17T03:27:11Z")
> [@Shoeless](#): > > Incontinentia Buttocks While playing the MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV a few weeks ago, I ran into a character with that name. She was delighted when I told her that I recognized the reference (very few people in the game did, apparently). Mine would be Norwegian Blue, and my custom title would be Pining For The Fjords. Or maybe, Not Dead, Just Resting. ---
**Author:** ![davey77](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/90ced4/32.png) [@davey77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davey77)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2018, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-inspired-username-it-just-might-be/821402/92 "2018-09-17T05:44:44Z")
Toilet Requisit-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-te ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2018, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-inspired-username-it-just-might-be/821402/93 "2018-09-17T15:38:55Z")
> [@SuperAbe](#): > > \*\* A Møøse once bit my sister…\*\* Realli? ---
**Author:** ![SuperAbe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f17d59/32.png) [@SuperAbe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuperAbe)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2018, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-inspired-username-it-just-might-be/821402/94 "2018-09-17T17:12:40Z")
> [@Sicks\_Ate](#): > > Realli? Realli! She got better, though. ---
**Author:** ![Serenata67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/serenata67/32/10646_2.png) [@Serenata67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Serenata67)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2018, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-inspired-username-it-just-might-be/821402/95 "2018-09-17T17:23:47Z")
> [@Shoeless](#): > > Cardinal Fang I wasn’t expecting that! (This thread is the BEST!) My name would be **You’re No Fun Anymore** or **Argument Clinic** ---
**Author:** ![PAjoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pajoe/32/58_2.png) [@PAjoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PAjoe)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2018, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-inspired-username-it-just-might-be/821402/96 "2018-09-17T18:02:53Z")
Adolf Hilter ---
**Author:** ![double0gold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@double0gold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/double0gold)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2018, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-inspired-username-it-just-might-be/821402/97 "2018-09-17T18:03:00Z")
Raymond Luxury Yacht ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2018, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-inspired-username-it-just-might-be/821402/98 "2018-09-17T18:16:29Z")
> [@double0gold](#): > > Raymond Luxury Yacht Already picked: > [@Tim\_R.Mortiss](#): > > Throatwarbler Mangrove. ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2018, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-inspired-username-it-just-might-be/821402/99 "2018-09-17T18:24:37Z")
My Mother was a Hamster ---
**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2018, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-inspired-username-it-just-might-be/821402/100 "2018-09-17T18:49:55Z")
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