# If I had a Monty Python username, it would be.... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 20, 2006, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912 "2006-12-20T13:06:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![brewha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@brewha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brewha)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2006, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/21 "2006-12-20T14:57:47Z")
The best I can think of for now is **Large Wooden Badger**. I do like **Smells of Elderberries** though. Maybe \*\* Migrating Coconut\*\*? ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2006, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/22 "2006-12-20T15:03:27Z")
**Some Call Me … Tim?** or more simply **Tim the Enchanter**. But I suppose, just to avoid confusion, I should also be called **Bruce**. [QUOTE=BMalion] **Raymond Luxury Yacht**. [/QUOTE] Oooh, I’d never be able to pronounce that one. ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2006, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/23 "2006-12-20T15:14:24Z")
The Black Knight ---
**Author:** ![brewha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@brewha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brewha)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2006, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/24 "2006-12-20T15:41:45Z")
Or perhaps the Black Kaniggot? ---
**Author:** ![zamboniracer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e9a140/32.png) [@zamboniracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zamboniracer)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2006, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/25 "2006-12-20T15:56:52Z")
Cardinal Biggles. ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2006, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/26 "2006-12-20T16:02:19Z")
My choices (other than some of those which have already been chosen): **Anne Elk** **Night Who Says 'Ni!'** **Machine That Goes 'Ping!'** **Crunchy Frog** **Albatross!** **Kaniggit** **Just A Flesh Wound** ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2006, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/27 "2006-12-20T16:31:57Z")
The Larch. The Larch. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2006, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/28 "2006-12-20T16:42:57Z")
What about **Mr. Smokestoomuch**? ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2006, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/29 "2006-12-20T16:45:31Z")
[QUOTE=zamboniracer] Cardinal Biggles. [/QUOTE] Si’, señor Bigglés. I’m not dictating, what? ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2006, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/30 "2006-12-20T16:46:54Z")
**Peoples’ Front of Judaea Judaen Peoples’ Front Go Home Romans! Lumberjack Crunchy Frog 21st Century Vole Cardinal Fang Bruce Incontinentius Buttocks Bwian** More coming, I just had to mention these before anyone else did. ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2006, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/31 "2006-12-20T17:01:22Z")
Arthur “Two Sheds” Jackson. ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2006, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/32 "2006-12-20T17:10:02Z")
From one of my favorite skits: **S. Frog** ---
**Author:** ![zamboniracer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e9a140/32.png) [@zamboniracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zamboniracer)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2006, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/33 "2006-12-20T17:13:27Z")
My second choice would be Mr. Anchovey, the chartered accountant with the drab and awful personality who wanted to be a lion tamer. ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2006, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/34 "2006-12-20T17:16:04Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] **Crunchy Frog** _ahem_ > [@LOUNE](#): > > Incontinentius Buttocks\*\* Oh! That reminds me of another. **The Man With Three Buttocks**. ---
**Author:** ![Rodd\_Hill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/3ab097/32.png) [@Rodd\_Hill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rodd_Hill)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2006, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/35 "2006-12-20T17:16:50Z")
For the true fan, **Hazel Pethig**. I’ve always been partial to **Mr Neutron** (who can eat enormous quantities of ice-cream), or **Mr Ron Obvious**. Oh, and **Snivelling Little Rat-Faced Git**. ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2006, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/36 "2006-12-20T17:22:30Z")
S. J. Gumby, of course (he’s the guy with the napkin/bandana on his head, standing in water, with his pants rolled up and a nasty sweater vest on, spouting things like, “I think we should tax foreigners living abroad.”) or watney’sredbarrel… ---
**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2006, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/37 "2006-12-20T17:25:53Z")
**Dead Parrot** ---
**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2006, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/38 "2006-12-20T17:28:14Z")
Fitting for a some dopers- **Here For An Argument** I like **Silly Bunt,Sacred Sperm,Unladen Sparrow** and **Sit On My Face** ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2006, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/39 "2006-12-20T17:44:44Z")
**Eric**. ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2006, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/40 "2006-12-20T17:47:18Z")
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