# If I had a Monty Python username, it would be.... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 20, 2006, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912 "2006-12-20T13:06:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Dead\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9fc29f/32.png) [@Dead\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dead_Cat)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2006, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/41 "2006-12-20T17:48:10Z")
**A. Shrubbery** ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2006, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/42 "2006-12-20T18:01:15Z")
**Mr. Wensleydale** : Proprietor of the Cheese Shop. A great cheese by the way. **Venezuelan Beaver Cheese** : The only fake cheese in the sketch. **Owl-Stretching Time** : An alternate name that was considered for Monty Python’s Flying Circus. **Nudge Nudge** : wink wink, know what I mean, know what I mean, say no more, say no more! **Brave Sir Robin** : Holy Grail of course. **Alms for an ex-leper** : I got better. \*\*Nava \*\* are you sure you would not like **The Spanish Inquisition** , I guess you were not expecting that? 😃 Jim ---
**Author:** ![wheelie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b4bc9f/32.png) [@wheelie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wheelie)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2006, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/43 "2006-12-20T18:03:11Z")
**BURMA!** ---
**Author:** ![NicePete](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ee7513/32.png) [@NicePete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NicePete)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2006, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/44 "2006-12-20T18:03:43Z")
**Dennis Moore** **Mrs. Premise** or **Mrs. Conclusion** **The Rev. Harry “Snapper” Organs** ---
**Author:** ![FatBaldGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecd19e/32.png) [@FatBaldGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FatBaldGuy)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2006, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/45 "2006-12-20T18:10:47Z")
**Throatwarbler Mangrove** ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2006, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/46 "2006-12-20T18:13:23Z")
[QUOTE=MadTheSwine] Fitting for a some dopers- **Here For An Argument** I like **Silly Bunt,Sacred Sperm,Unladen Sparrow** and **Sit On My Face** [/QUOTE] I came back in to mention \*\*Here For An Argument \*\* and \*\*Sacred Sperm \*\* (and noting the same thing you did about the first). Who’s **Moistened Bint**? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2006, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/47 "2006-12-20T18:16:57Z")
[QUOTE=Dervorin] I’ve always been quite partial to “Mousebat, Follicle, Goosecreature, Ampersand, Spong, Wapcaplet, Looseliver, Vendetta and Prang!” [/QUOTE] I don’t remember that bit. Pray remind me. ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2006, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/48 "2006-12-20T18:17:55Z")
Simon. Sir Gerald Nabardo has a pet prawn called Simon and you wouldn’t call him a looney! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2006, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/49 "2006-12-20T18:19:13Z")
[QUOTE=zamboniracer] My second choice would be Mr. Anchovey, the chartered accountant with the drab and awful personality who wanted to be a lion tamer. [/QUOTE] But have you got a hat? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2006, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/50 "2006-12-20T18:21:35Z")
Come to think of it, **Ex-King Zog of Albania** would be cool, too. ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2006, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/51 "2006-12-20T18:25:38Z")
\*\*Lookout of the Yard Detective Theresamanbehindyou\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2006, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/52 "2006-12-20T18:33:45Z")
**Eric the Half-A-Bee** ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2006, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/53 "2006-12-20T18:40:53Z")
**Møøse Bites** , of course. ---
**Author:** ![Encinitas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@Encinitas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Encinitas)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2006, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/54 "2006-12-20T18:41:52Z")
**Confuse-a-Cat LTD** **Semprini!** ---
**Author:** ![zamboniracer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e9a140/32.png) [@zamboniracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zamboniracer)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2006, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/55 "2006-12-20T19:40:42Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] But have you got a hat? [/QUOTE] Yes, I got it at Harrod’s, but since I’m going into either banking or insurance I won’t be needing it. What was the name of the guy who was leading the expedition to Mt. Kilimanjaro to search for last year’s expedition, who went there to build a bridge between the two peaks? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Hamster\_King](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8edcca/32.png) [@The\_Hamster\_King](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Hamster_King)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2006, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/56 "2006-12-20T19:48:56Z")
Oo! Oo! Dibs on **JohannGambolputtyDeVonAusfernschplendenchlittercrasscrenbonfrieddiggerdingledangledongledunglebursteinvonknackerthrasherapplebangerhorowitzticolensicgranderknottyspelltinklegrandlichgrumblemeyerspelterwasserkurstlichhimbleeisenbahnwagengutenabendbitteeinnĂźrnburgerbratwustlegerspurtenmitzweimacheluberhundsfutgumberabershĂśnedankerkalbsfleischmittleraucherVonHautkopftOfUlm**! ---
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2006, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/57 "2006-12-20T19:50:23Z")
**Singing Viking of Spam** , while not labeled as such, would still be Pythonesque and my choice. ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2006, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/58 "2006-12-20T19:52:11Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] I don’t remember that bit. Pray remind me. [/QUOTE] It’s from one of the albums, something about selling string. **Monty Python’s Contractual Obligation Album**, I think. of course, as I’m typing this the entire skit comes to mind. Would that my brain (which hurts) could do that with actual work-related things. ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2006, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/59 "2006-12-20T19:54:00Z")
I think **Gwen Dibly** would be nice. ---
**Author:** ![Dervorin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Dervorin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dervorin)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2006, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/60 "2006-12-20T19:54:31Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] I don’t remember that bit. Pray remind me. [/QUOTE] It’s from The Final Rip-Off; a send-up of advertising called [String](http://www.ibras.dk/montypython/finalripoff.htm#String). Really quite hilarious. I haven’t actually seen this one, but a very good friend gave me the CD, which has got much repeat play. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912.md?page=4)