# If I had a Monty Python username, it would be.... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 20, 2006, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912 "2006-12-20T13:06:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![SmartAleq](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smartaleq/32/163_2.png) [@SmartAleq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmartAleq)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/81 "2006-12-21T00:20:53Z")
\*\*Toffee Nosed Malodorous PERVERT! Ram’s Bladder Cup Eater Man With Tape Recorder Up His Nose Bluddy Catholic Arthur Poo’s Exploding Teeth\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/82 "2006-12-21T00:25:02Z")
**Inspector Tiger** **Larch** **Random Viking** (Spam, spam, spam, spam…) ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/83 "2006-12-21T01:40:01Z")
[QUOTE=anyrose] \*\*:SMACK:\*\*sorry - make that T-H-R-O-A-T-W-A-R-B-L-E-R-M-A-N-G-R-O-V-E [/QUOTE] and that, of course, should have been :smack: :smack: altho, all the way home, everytime I thought of “throatmanglerwargrove”, I giggled ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/84 "2006-12-21T01:46:06Z")
[QUOTE=SmartAleq] **Arthur Poo’s Exploding Teeth** [/QUOTE] I thought it was Poo **n** ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/85 "2006-12-21T01:46:29Z")
**How to Defend Yourself Against Fresh Fruit** **Upper Class Twit of the Year** **His Father Was a Cabinet Minister, And His Mother Won The Derby** ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/86 "2006-12-21T01:50:08Z")
_Sir Arthur Saintjohn Mollusk!_\* - pronounced “sinjin” ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/87 "2006-12-21T01:51:49Z")
**Sir Arthur Saintjohn Mollusk!** ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/88 "2006-12-21T01:53:50Z")
**Lemon Curry?** ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/89 "2006-12-21T02:59:45Z")
**Joseph of Arimathea** ---
**Author:** ![Available\_Jones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8dc957/32.png) [@Available\_Jones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Available_Jones)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/90 "2006-12-21T03:17:04Z")
**Ex-Parrot** ---
**Author:** ![Sassy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@Sassy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sassy)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/91 "2006-12-21T04:02:47Z")
**Confuse-A- Cat, Ltd.** ---
**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/92 "2006-12-21T04:16:44Z")
[QUOTE=Sassy] **Confuse-A- Cat, Ltd.** [/QUOTE] Now that I recall that sketch, I think I’d rather like my Python username to be **Bewildebeest**. Either that or **20th Century-Vole**. ---
**Author:** ![Clark\_K](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c77e96/32.png) [@Clark\_K](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clark_K)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/93 "2006-12-21T04:24:40Z")
[QUOTE=Rodd Hill] For the true fan, **Hazel Pethig**. [/QUOTE] Darn you! ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/94 "2006-12-21T04:27:22Z")
[Michael Ellis](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php?userid=13223), my second choice, seems to have been taken already. Others: **Biggles Flies Undone Golden Age of Ballooning Mr. Pither The Cycling Tour Mr. Hilter Ron Vibbentrop Cardinal Ximinez** ---
**Author:** ![Clark\_K](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c77e96/32.png) [@Clark\_K](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clark_K)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/95 "2006-12-21T04:28:53Z")
Forgot to add: Since **Hazel Pethig** is taken, I’ll go for the obscure and somewhat Python-related **Dr. Fegg**. ---
**Author:** ![Sans\_Seraph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dc4da7/32.png) [@Sans\_Seraph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sans_Seraph)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/96 "2006-12-21T04:29:15Z")
**It’s Only A Model** has a Doper-ish tone to it. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/97 "2006-12-21T04:35:00Z")
[QUOTE=Sans Seraph] **It’s Only A Model** has a Doper-ish tone to it. [/QUOTE] Shh! ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/98 "2006-12-21T06:36:39Z")
In order of preference: **Blessed Cheesemaker** **The Undead Dead Body** **I’m Just The Black Knight’s Flesh Wound** ---
**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/99 "2006-12-21T07:31:42Z")
And So’s My Wife Doesn’t Work for Jews Salmon mousse Lion Taming Accountant ---
**Author:** ![Koldanar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dbc845/32.png) [@Koldanar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Koldanar)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 8:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/100 "2006-12-21T08:02:01Z")
I think mine would be **The Argument Sketch** … You’re not the argument sketch Yes I am. No, you’re not. YES, I AM. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912.md?page=6)