# If I had a Monty Python username, it would be.... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 20, 2006, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912 "2006-12-20T13:06:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 10:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/101 "2006-12-21T10:09:31Z")
I want to be a woman. From now on, I want you all to call me ‘Loretta’. ---
**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 11:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/102 "2006-12-21T11:00:01Z")
Either **Lucky Bastard** (following the spaceship sequence in LoB) or **Git**. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/103 "2006-12-21T11:58:27Z")
\*\*Big Nose Follow the Gourd Raymond Luxury Yacht What have the Romans ever done for us?\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/104 "2006-12-21T13:55:03Z")
**Albatross (in bleeding sea-bird flavor)** **I Never Wanted To Be a Hairdresser** ---
**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/105 "2006-12-21T14:36:07Z")
I’d probably pick from the following: \*\*Ni! Harry Snapper Organs Reginald Maudling A Minute Past D.P. Gumby I’m Soooooooo Worried Medical Love Song Christmas In Heaven Spam Eggs Sausage and Spam Strawberry Tart Without So Much Rat In It Ralph Melish Going For A Tinkle “It’s” Man Splunge! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/106 "2006-12-21T14:42:45Z")
[QUOTE=Dragwyr] I’d probably pick from the following: …Splunge! [/QUOTE] I don’t think that would be a good idea. But maybe it would be. And I’m not being indecisive! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![newcrasher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b3f665/32.png) [@newcrasher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/newcrasher)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/107 "2006-12-21T14:48:40Z")
\*\*Blessed Cheesemaker Pram-a-lot Very Small Rocks Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Eggs and Spam Lovely Filth OurRAGEous Accent\*\* ---
**Author:** ![newcrasher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b3f665/32.png) [@newcrasher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/newcrasher)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/108 "2006-12-21T14:49:47Z")
Allow me to add… **Huge Tracts o’ Land** ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/109 "2006-12-21T14:56:12Z")
**Something Completely Different** (every show, Cleese is introducing **me!** 🙂 ) **Sir Robin the Not Quite So Brave as Sir Lancelot** ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/110 "2006-12-21T14:56:20Z")
This thread has gotten entirely too silly. Now, by the order of the Queen, I am hereby invested with the authority to shut this thread down for undue silliness. Go on! Get out of here! Do something that’s not so silly now. ---
**Author:** ![Sean\_Factotum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Sean\_Factotum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sean_Factotum)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/111 "2006-12-21T14:59:12Z")
I’d like to be **Black-balling Bastard** from the Architect sketch. And this girl I dated for awhile bought a hedgehog. I bugged her incessantly to name it Spiny Norman, but she didn’t. I firmly believe that this was a contributing factor to her dumping me. ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/112 "2006-12-21T14:59:41Z")
\*\*Mister Creosote King Brian the Wild\*\* (you don’t know that one unless you’re enough of a pathetic Pythonhead to know the skits that were cut from the _Holy Grail_ movie but included in the book) **Powerful Young Psychopath** (ditto, substituting _Life of Brian)_ **Otto of the Judean People’s Front** (thus and likewise) ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/113 "2006-12-21T15:06:15Z")
**Martin Luther** and in the same note… **Just Wants to See Your Spoons** ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/114 "2006-12-21T15:06:29Z")
[QUOTE=BrainGlutton] …King Brian the Wild (you don’t know that one unless you’re enough of a pathetic Pythonhead to know the skits that were cut from the “Holy Grail” movie but included in the book)… [/QUOTE] I have the book, which means that I know enough not to sing for you, Your Grace. ---
**Author:** ![MarcusF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/67e7ee/32.png) [@MarcusF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MarcusF)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/115 "2006-12-21T15:15:21Z")
From the same area as Crunchy Frog I’d have \*\*Spring Surprise \*\* : _Ah - now, that’s our speciality - covered with darkest creamy chocolate. When you pop it into your mouth steel bolts spring out and plunge straight through both cheeks._ Now that what I call a piercing 😃 ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/116 "2006-12-21T17:01:06Z")
[QUOTE=anyrose] Yes, but do you spell it T-H-R-O-A-T-M-A-N-G-L-E-R-W-A-R-G-R-O-V-E ? [/QUOTE] No. ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/117 "2006-12-21T17:05:01Z")
[QUOTE=Lute Skywatcher] **Inspector Tiger** [/QUOTE] WHERE!?! ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/118 "2006-12-21T18:27:58Z")
**Tiger Brand Coffee** or **Missing Leg** ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b5ac83/32.png) [@The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mad_Hermit)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/119 "2006-12-21T19:32:32Z")
Nobody took mine, I see. “…answer these questions three, ere the other side you see.” ---
**Author:** ![Sonia\_Montdore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/90ced4/32.png) [@Sonia\_Montdore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sonia_Montdore)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/120 "2006-12-21T19:38:15Z")
[QUOTE=Sonia Montdore] Pepperpot. [/QUOTE] I’ve changed my mind. I want to be the Pantomine Princess Margaret. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912.md?page=7)