# If I had a Monty Python username, it would be.... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 20, 2006, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912 "2006-12-20T13:06:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![GargoyleWB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gargoylewb/32/199_2.png) [@GargoyleWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GargoyleWB)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/121 "2006-12-21T19:57:17Z")
I want to be **Salmon Mousse** 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![MrSquishy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b9e5f3/32.png) [@MrSquishy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrSquishy)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/122 "2006-12-21T20:02:54Z")
Farles Wickens (with four M’s and a silent Q). ---
**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/123 "2006-12-21T20:08:41Z")
**Miserable Fat Belgian Bastard** ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/124 "2006-12-21T21:00:56Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] **Tiger Brand Coffee** [/QUOTE] I prefer Conquistador Brand Instant Coffee myself, it brings new meaning to the word ‘vomit’. ---
**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2006, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/125 "2006-12-22T00:32:28Z")
[QUOTE=Dragwyr] I’d probably pick from the following: \*\*Ni! Harry Snapper Organs Reginald Maudling A Minute Past D.P. Gumby I’m Soooooooo Worried Medical Love Song Christmas In Heaven Spam Eggs Sausage and Spam Strawberry Tart Without So Much Rat In It Ralph Melish Going For A Tinkle “It’s” Man Splunge! [/QUOTE] Yeaaaahhh
 NO ---
**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2006, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/126 "2006-12-22T01:25:53Z")
[QUOTE=garygnu] **Miserable Fat Belgian Bastard** [/QUOTE] gratuitous/he must be thinking of ostend hoverport/gratuitous ---
**Author:** ![want2know](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/50afbb/32.png) [@want2know](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/want2know)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2006, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/127 "2006-12-22T01:53:37Z")
**MyHovercraftIsFullOfEels** **RonObvious** **HelloSailor** **HenriBergson** **NjorlsSaga** **AMooseBitMySister** ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2006, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/128 "2006-12-22T02:38:15Z")
**The
larch.** C’ete moi. ---
**Author:** ![scotandrsn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a4c791/32.png) [@scotandrsn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scotandrsn)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2006, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/129 "2006-12-22T03:00:20Z")
**Uncontaminated by Cheese** **Zatapathique** **People Like Me Who Talk Loudly in Restaurants** **Mr. Neutron** **The Superior Montgolfier Brother** **The Bishop!** ---
**Author:** ![Stinkum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Stinkum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stinkum)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2006, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/130 "2006-12-22T06:45:39Z")
**Intercourse\_the-Penguin!** **Eric the Half-a-Bee** **Norwegian\_Blue** ---
**Author:** ![Dinaroozie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Dinaroozie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dinaroozie)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2006, 8:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/131 "2006-12-22T08:20:21Z")
Has anyone said **Dr Watson. Doctor** yet? I reckon that’d be a goer. Or for the full list: **Watson Mr. Watson Mr. Doctor Dr. Doctor Dr Watson. Doctor Mr. Darling Dr. Darling** ---
**Author:** ![jimmmy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/73ab20/32.png) [@jimmmy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jimmmy)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2006, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/132 "2006-12-22T14:04:47Z")
**The User Who Says Ni** \*\*Tim the Enchanter Castle Anthrax \*\* ---
**Author:** ![brewha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@brewha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brewha)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2006, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/133 "2006-12-22T14:16:35Z")
The aptly named **Sir Not Appearing in This Thread**. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2006, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/134 "2006-12-22T15:27:18Z")
But
 you did! ---
**Author:** ![FreeRange\_Maniac](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/97f17d/32.png) [@FreeRange\_Maniac](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreeRange_Maniac)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2006, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/135 "2006-12-22T15:48:53Z")
I’m a Lumberjack\*\* ---
**Author:** ![FreeRange\_Maniac](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/97f17d/32.png) [@FreeRange\_Maniac](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreeRange_Maniac)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2006, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/136 "2006-12-22T15:51:56Z")
Damn, hit enter before I was ready Jethro Q. Bunn Whackett Buzzard Stubble ---
**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2006, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/137 "2006-12-22T16:04:52Z")
A few more to add to my list: \*\* Me Doctor Twit of the Year Looks Like A Penguin [/b} ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2006, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/138 "2006-12-22T16:25:07Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] 
Or maybe even (deep breath now) **Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-ahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nĂŒrnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shönedanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm**. QUOTE] Or his wife, **Sarah Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-ahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nĂŒrnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shönedanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm**. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2006, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/139 "2006-12-22T17:29:49Z")
Ah, yes, Sarah. Wonderful woman. Takes rather awhile to say her name, though. ---
**Author:** ![Sonia\_Montdore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/90ced4/32.png) [@Sonia\_Montdore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sonia_Montdore)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2006, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/140 "2006-12-22T17:33:39Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] Ah, yes, Sarah. Wonderful woman. Takes rather awhile to say her name, though. [/QUOTE] **E’s H** , I think your post belongs here: \*\*Damn the previous poster with faint praise \*\*[Damn the previous poster with faint praise - Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share - Straight Dope Message Board](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=401189) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912.md?page=8)