# If I had a Monty Python username, it would be.... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 20, 2006, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912 "2006-12-20T13:06:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2006, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/141 "2006-12-22T17:50:01Z")
Been there, done that. And probably will again! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2006, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/142 "2006-12-22T19:28:25Z")
S’more that have occurred to me: **Polecat Wrangler Non-Red Sea Pedestrian Imperialist Tidbit Ken Shabby Lupin Collector Dennis Moore Dennis Moore Etc. Etc. Blancmange from Outer Space Tarquin Biscuitbarrel Colin “Bomber” Harris** ---
**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2006, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/143 "2006-12-22T20:22:58Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] What about **Mr. Smokestoomuch**? [/QUOTE] Shouldn’t you cut down. ---
**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2006, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/144 "2006-12-22T20:43:57Z")
\*\*Notlob Pinin’ for the Fjords Man’s Life There IS Something Going On \*\* ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2006, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/145 "2006-12-22T22:15:09Z")
**Captain Johnson** You know, the chap who really enjoys a good laugh. ---
**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2006, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/146 "2006-12-23T02:36:15Z")
**but…it’s my only line!** ---
**Author:** ![Suburban\_Plankton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suburban_plankton/32/219_2.png) [@Suburban\_Plankton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suburban_Plankton)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2006, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/147 "2006-12-23T03:34:40Z")
I could be **Toad the Wet Sprocket** , but I’m afraid that might lead to confusion (and possibly a lawsuit by the RIAA). How about **Brother Maynard** , or **Unladen Swallow** ---
**Author:** ![Rhiannon8404](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rhiannon8404/32/17929_2.png) [@Rhiannon8404](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhiannon8404)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2006, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/148 "2006-12-23T03:37:42Z")
I think I shall be **Zoot. Bad, Wicked, Naughty Zoot**. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2006, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/149 "2006-12-23T03:39:43Z")
[QUOTE=Rhiannon8404] I think I shall be **Zoot. Bad, Wicked, Naughty Zoot**. [/QUOTE] And later… the oral sex! ---
**Author:** ![Suburban\_Plankton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suburban_plankton/32/219_2.png) [@Suburban\_Plankton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suburban_Plankton)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2006, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/150 "2006-12-23T03:42:28Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] And later… the oral sex! [/QUOTE] No, I’m sorry, it’s too perilous. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2006, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/151 "2006-12-23T03:46:20Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] S’more that have occurred to me: **Polecat Wrangler Non-Red Sea Pedestrian Imperialist Tidbit Ken Shabby Lupin Collector Dennis Moore Dennis Moore Etc. Etc. Blancmange from Outer Space Tarquin Biscuitbarrel Colin “Bomber” Harris** [/QUOTE] Damn you. You took Mr. Harris from me. But you can’t take **Kevin Phillip Bong** ---
**Author:** ![Quiddity\_Glomfuster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/c4cdca/32.png) [@Quiddity\_Glomfuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quiddity_Glomfuster)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2006, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/152 "2006-12-23T03:52:29Z")
Ha! Since **Crunchy Frog** ’s taken, dibs on **Little Whopping Rule Tree**. After all, I do live in British Columbia (though nearer ocean than mighty river, I confess). ---
**Author:** ![MrFantsyPants](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ba0ec/32.png) [@MrFantsyPants](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrFantsyPants)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2006, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/153 "2006-12-23T04:02:40Z")
I would have to be \*\* Yardy Buppity\*\* ---
**Author:** ![AndLuna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/dbc845/32.png) [@AndLuna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AndLuna)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2006, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/154 "2006-12-23T05:16:52Z")
**Simon Zinc-Trumpet-Harris** , even though it would cause everyone to think I’m male. ---
**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2006, 7:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/155 "2006-12-23T07:43:57Z")
**Sir Not-Appearing-on-this-Message-Board** ---
**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2006, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/156 "2006-12-23T16:58:12Z")
**The OK Lumberjack** _I’m a lumberjack and I’m O-K,_ _I sleep all night and I work all day._ ---
**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2006, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/157 "2006-12-24T03:10:59Z")
**Arthur Tree I like traffic lights Here Comes Another One Muddy Knees Attila the Hun Mr. Wesleydale Absorbatex Stringette** ---
**Author:** ![rowrrbazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rowrrbazzle/32/414_2.png) [@rowrrbazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rowrrbazzle)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2006, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/158 "2006-12-24T04:24:12Z")
E. Ecky Thump. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2006, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/159 "2006-12-24T15:22:00Z")
**Cheesy Comestible Mr. Arthur Pewty Linkman It was Shaw’s! Sir Philip Bleedin’ Sydney** ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2006, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912/160 "2006-12-24T17:26:09Z")
[QUOTE=rowrrbazzle] E. Ecky Thump. [/QUOTE] That’s _The Goodies!_ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-a-monty-python-username-it-would-be/384912.md?page=9)