# If I had have a bumper sticker...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-have-a-bumper-sticker/94937>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [November 23, 2001, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-have-a-bumper-sticker/94937 "2001-11-23T19:29:02Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![invisibleman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e99b99/32.png) [@invisibleman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/invisibleman)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2001, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-have-a-bumper-sticker/94937/41 "2001-11-27T18:58:22Z")

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Join the army, go to exotic places,  
meet interesting people, and kill 'em

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**Author:** ![E-Sabbath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19adc/32.png) [@E-Sabbath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-Sabbath)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2001, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-have-a-bumper-sticker/94937/42 "2001-11-27T19:07:18Z")

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On my '86 Mercury Topaz:

This Is Not An Abandoned Vehicle.

What you call a dual-use sticker, you know?

I wanted, for a while, to put seeds on my New Beetle. It’s red, you see.

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**Author:** ![Big\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/df788c/32.png) [@Big\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Big_Sam)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2001, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-had-have-a-bumper-sticker/94937/43 "2001-11-27T19:13:11Z")

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4 out of 5 dentists agree…  
The fifth one is an idiot.

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