# If I my play double's advocate: **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 2, 2012, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-my-play-doubles-advocate/620686 "2012-05-02T21:52:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2012, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-my-play-doubles-advocate/620686/1 "2012-05-02T21:52:05Z")
For all intensive purposes, this board is a great place to spend time. Even the pit’s no holes barred, doggy dog culture can be a blessing in the skies. But some of the posters here can be a bunch of pre-Madonna’s with huge ships on their shoulders, and we allow that, even going so far as to put them up on petal stools. We need to mustard up the strength to admit it. Now I know what is going to happen next; I have a sick sense when it comes to these things. Y’all are going to disagree and throw everything but the Kids N’Sync at me to tell me I’m wrong. But just remember that what comes around is all around and the ins justify what he means. ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2012, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-my-play-doubles-advocate/620686/2 "2012-05-02T22:05:00Z")
Irregardless of recognizing this as a joke thread, my nose is bleeding now. ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2012, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-my-play-doubles-advocate/620686/3 "2012-05-02T22:09:31Z")
> [@Inigo\_Montoya](#): > > Irregardless of recognizing this as a joke thread, my nose is bleeding now. Better put a turkey net on that. ---
**Author:** ![Maggie\_the\_Ocelot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df705f/32.png) [@Maggie\_the\_Ocelot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maggie_the_Ocelot)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2012, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-my-play-doubles-advocate/620686/4 "2012-05-02T22:14:35Z")
There’s nothing wrong with it, per say. ---
**Author:** ![Maiira](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Maiira](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maiira)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2012, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-my-play-doubles-advocate/620686/5 "2012-05-02T22:17:02Z")
> [@Inigo\_Montoya](#): > > Irregardless of recognizing this as a joke thread, my nose is bleeding now. I see what you did their. ---
**Author:** ![Rachellelogram](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rachellelogram/32/8689_2.png) [@Rachellelogram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rachellelogram)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2012, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-my-play-doubles-advocate/620686/6 "2012-05-02T22:42:59Z")
**STOP IT RIGHT NOW! :mad:** 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2012, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-my-play-doubles-advocate/620686/7 "2012-05-02T23:36:30Z")
> [@rachelellogram](#): > > **STOP IT RIGHT NOW! :mad:** People like you who take the board for granite are a diamond dozen. It is this attitude that let’s the pre-Madonnas have a feel day. If we won’t strife to be better, then we minus well all give up. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Second\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@The\_Second\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Second_Stone)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2012, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-my-play-doubles-advocate/620686/8 "2012-05-02T23:56:59Z")
Punky with a Pun. ---
**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2012, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-my-play-doubles-advocate/620686/9 "2012-05-03T00:02:41Z")
If you think you’re going phase all of us and not tow the line, you’ve got another thing coming. ---
**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2012, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-my-play-doubles-advocate/620686/10 "2012-05-03T00:03:46Z")
And somebody call the amber lamps for **Inigo**. ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2012, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-my-play-doubles-advocate/620686/11 "2012-05-03T00:07:12Z")
Right arm! ---
**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2012, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-my-play-doubles-advocate/620686/12 "2012-05-03T00:16:03Z")
Please don’t leave rib bits strune all over the plates. Stop chomping on the bits like your three sheets to the bucket and maken your mother think she shoulda got a tubalization. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2012, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-my-play-doubles-advocate/620686/13 "2012-05-03T00:19:13Z")
This thread has made me literally laugh my ass off. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2012, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-my-play-doubles-advocate/620686/14 "2012-05-03T00:38:29Z")
> [@A Monkey With a Gun](#): > > People like you who take the board for granite are a diamond dozen. It is this attitude that let’s the pre-Madonnas have a feel day. If we won’t strife to be better, then we minus well all give up. You knead to put the breaks on this kind of talk right now. Don’t act like such a maroon. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2012, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-my-play-doubles-advocate/620686/15 "2012-05-03T00:45:09Z")
This is a good as time as any to segway into the harder the matter: **Monkey with a Gun** , it’s time you got kicked to the curve for this stuff. Your supposebly a smart guy, but I’m just not seen it. You’ve really brought the level of this course down here. I’m sorry, I had to be said. ---
**Author:** ![robert\_columbia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@robert\_columbia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robert_columbia)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2012, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-my-play-doubles-advocate/620686/16 "2012-05-03T01:43:32Z")
My mother always taught me to do one to others before they can do one to you. ---
**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2012, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-my-play-doubles-advocate/620686/17 "2012-05-03T01:50:21Z")
> [@Inigo\_Montoya](#): > > Irregardless of recognizing this as a joke thread, my nose is bleeding now. That was the point. Walla! ---
**Author:** ![BobArrgh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobarrgh/32/2881_2.png) [@BobArrgh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobArrgh)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2012, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-my-play-doubles-advocate/620686/18 "2012-05-03T02:27:25Z")
Your killing me. ---
**Author:** ![AnalogSignal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/analogsignal/32/1085_2.png) [@AnalogSignal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AnalogSignal)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2012, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-my-play-doubles-advocate/620686/19 "2012-05-03T03:08:03Z")
**Monkey** : Grate post. But if you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitten. ---
**Author:** ![DianaG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7ab992/32.png) [@DianaG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DianaG)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2012, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-my-play-doubles-advocate/620686/20 "2012-05-03T03:11:36Z")
This thread is really testing my ability to type while twitching. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-my-play-doubles-advocate/620686.md?page=2)