# If I my play double's advocate: **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 2, 2012, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-my-play-doubles-advocate/620686 "2012-05-02T21:52:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2012, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-my-play-doubles-advocate/620686/21 "2012-05-03T03:30:06Z")
I am shocked by all the resistors I see in this thread. It is beyond all apprehension. Unlike all you pessimists, I will always see the bright side in things. I am the eternal optometrist. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2012, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-my-play-doubles-advocate/620686/22 "2012-05-03T04:08:45Z")
> [@A Monkey With a Gun](#): > > I am shocked by all the resistors I see in this thread. It is beyond all apprehension. That’s the way it grows. You rip what you sold. ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2012, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-my-play-doubles-advocate/620686/23 "2012-05-03T13:22:54Z")
It’s a mute point. Besides, who made you Judge Judy and executioner? ---
**Author:** ![Paintcharge](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/paintcharge/32/7946_2.png) [@Paintcharge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paintcharge)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2012, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-my-play-doubles-advocate/620686/24 "2012-05-03T13:30:41Z")
> [@Zeldar](#): > > Right arm! Egg salad. ---
**Author:** ![sandra\_nz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@sandra\_nz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sandra_nz)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2012, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-my-play-doubles-advocate/620686/25 "2012-05-03T13:36:01Z")
Plus won. ---
**Author:** ![willthekittensurvive](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/91b2a8/32.png) [@willthekittensurvive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/willthekittensurvive)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2012, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-my-play-doubles-advocate/620686/26 "2012-05-03T13:36:28Z")
> [@rachelellogram](#): > > **STOP IT RIGHT NOW! :mad:** > > 🙂 is that a All tomato? ---
**Author:** ![Nancarrow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c37758/32.png) [@Nancarrow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nancarrow)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2012, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-my-play-doubles-advocate/620686/27 "2012-05-03T14:23:21Z")
> [@rachelellogram](#): > > **STOP IT RIGHT NOW! :mad:** > > 🙂 Your just jealous. Or did someone piss in you’re cheerios this morning? ---
**Author:** ![Antigen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Antigen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antigen)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2012, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-my-play-doubles-advocate/620686/28 "2012-05-03T14:31:36Z")
[Sometimes you’ve got to swallow your prize and accept the facts](http://failbook.failblog.org/2012/05/02/funny-facebook-fails-but-thats-all-bee-slides-the-point/). ---
**Author:** ![Heart\_of\_Dorkness](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/4bbf92/32.png) [@Heart\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heart_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2012, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-my-play-doubles-advocate/620686/29 "2012-05-03T14:38:09Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > This thread has made me literally laugh my ass off. I know! I knew this thread would be funny right from the gecko. ---
**Author:** ![cjepson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@cjepson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cjepson)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2012, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-my-play-doubles-advocate/620686/30 "2012-05-03T15:23:18Z")
Could we please get this thread back untracked and hone in on the main point? ---
**Author:** ![gregorio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/fbc32d/32.png) [@gregorio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gregorio)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2012, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-my-play-doubles-advocate/620686/31 "2012-05-03T15:49:40Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > Don’t act like such a maroon. Weight, I thought this one was rite. 😕 ---
**Author:** ![LeeshaJoy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e8cbc/32.png) [@LeeshaJoy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LeeshaJoy)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2012, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-my-play-doubles-advocate/620686/32 "2012-05-03T15:53:16Z")
This thread deserves a standing ovulation. ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2012, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-my-play-doubles-advocate/620686/33 "2012-05-03T15:56:42Z")
> [@LeeshaJoy](#): > > This thread deserves a standing ovulation. I’d be All Four that. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2012, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-my-play-doubles-advocate/620686/34 "2012-05-03T16:00:01Z")
> [@Zeldar](#): > > I’d be All Four that. Me two. ---
**Author:** ![Trom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/958977/32.png) [@Trom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trom)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2012, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-my-play-doubles-advocate/620686/35 "2012-05-03T16:02:09Z")
> [@Antigen](#): > > [Sometimes you’ve got to swallow your prize and accept the facts](http://failbook.failblog.org/2012/05/02/funny-facebook-fails-but-thats-all-bee-slides-the-point/). Looks like someone is a [Trailer Park Boys](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jfq3c4Cf1Fs) fan… (NSFW language) ---
**Author:** ![FloatyGimpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/floatygimpy/32/7750_2.png) [@FloatyGimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FloatyGimpy)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2012, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-my-play-doubles-advocate/620686/36 "2012-05-03T16:14:38Z")
I have pacifically aksd for this thread to be closed. When I seen it I literally died! ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2012, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-my-play-doubles-advocate/620686/37 "2012-05-03T16:17:42Z")
> [@Antigen](#): > > [Sometimes you’ve got to swallow your prize and accept the facts](http://failbook.failblog.org/2012/05/02/funny-facebook-fails-but-thats-all-bee-slides-the-point/). > [@Trom](#): > > Looks like someone is a [Trailer Park Boys](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jfq3c4Cf1Fs) fan… (NSFW language) It’s true, there’s nothing new under the gun. ---
**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2012, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-my-play-doubles-advocate/620686/38 "2012-05-03T16:28:52Z")
i am not sure what your all reffrerring too in this thread. i sene facebooks that are less RETARDED than this. ROFLMAO!!! ---
**Author:** ![johnpost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f17d59/32.png) [@johnpost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/johnpost)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2012, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-my-play-doubles-advocate/620686/39 "2012-05-03T16:35:20Z")
> [@Maggie\_the\_Ocelot](#): > > There’s nothing wrong with it, per say. i don’t see any Percy in this discussion. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2012, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-my-play-doubles-advocate/620686/40 "2012-05-03T16:45:59Z")
> [@BobArrgh](#): > > Your killing me. Are they giving you a ortopsy? > [@johnpost](#): > > i don’t see any Percy in this discussion. Maybe you need a CNI dog. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-my-play-doubles-advocate/620686.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-my-play-doubles-advocate/620686.md?page=3)