# If I my play double's advocate:

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-my-play-doubles-advocate/620686>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 2, 2012, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-my-play-doubles-advocate/620686 "2012-05-02T21:52:05Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2012, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-my-play-doubles-advocate/620686/41 "2012-05-03T17:03:21Z")

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This thread is exspecially bad. I’m not “sure” what your all “trying” to “prove,” but its pretty aweful.

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**Author:** ![Snickers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Snickers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snickers)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2012, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-my-play-doubles-advocate/620686/42 "2012-05-03T17:13:25Z")

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I agree - nip this in the butt immediately!

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**Author:** ![gregorio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/fbc32d/32.png) [@gregorio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gregorio)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2012, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-my-play-doubles-advocate/620686/43 "2012-05-03T17:15:50Z")

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I never should of opened it.

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**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2012, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-my-play-doubles-advocate/620686/44 "2012-05-03T17:16:05Z")

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Definately!  
Maybe its an active god?

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2012, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-my-play-doubles-advocate/620686/45 "2012-05-03T17:34:25Z")

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_Hands **Little Nemo** his ass_

**Nemo** , you shouldn’ta hafta go assless. This board has French benefits.

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**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2012, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-my-play-doubles-advocate/620686/46 "2012-05-03T17:44:12Z")

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> [@Snickers](#):
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> I agree - nip this in the butt immediately!

I agreed, I was enjoying it quite a bit, but I can curve my enthusiasm.

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2012, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-my-play-doubles-advocate/620686/47 "2012-05-03T17:48:09Z")

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> [@Sicks\_Ate](#):
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> I agreed, I was enjoying it quite a bit, but I can curve my enthusiasm.

I liked reading that why I was eating my curds and weigh.

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**Author:** ![Dallas\_Jones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dallas_jones/32/3277_2.png) [@Dallas\_Jones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dallas_Jones)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2012, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-my-play-doubles-advocate/620686/48 "2012-05-03T17:50:10Z")

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This is all sex of one or half a dozen others. But that’s either here or there.

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**Author:** ![Makeitstop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/bb73d2/32.png) [@Makeitstop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Makeitstop)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2012, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-my-play-doubles-advocate/620686/49 "2012-05-03T17:53:59Z")

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> [@willthekittensurvive](#):
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> is that a All tomato?

A tomato? Uwe eight won two?

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2012, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-my-play-doubles-advocate/620686/50 "2012-05-03T18:06:45Z")

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> [@Makeitstop](#):
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> A tomato? Uwe eight won two?

Eye awl weighs ewes my spell checker.

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**Author:** ![Makeitstop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/bb73d2/32.png) [@Makeitstop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Makeitstop)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2012, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-my-play-doubles-advocate/620686/51 "2012-05-03T18:16:03Z")

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> [@tdn](#):
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> Eye awl weighs ewes my spell checker.

Mainely relying on spell chequer can cum back to bite won in the butte.

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**Author:** ![gwendee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/35a633/32.png) [@gwendee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gwendee)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2012, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-my-play-doubles-advocate/620686/52 "2012-05-03T18:29:54Z")

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I, for one, could care less.

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**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2012, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-my-play-doubles-advocate/620686/53 "2012-05-03T18:34:14Z")

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You all are beyond the pail. I could care less if this thread gets closed, but I would like to offer some advise: If you really want to effect this board in a positive way, try not to give in to pier pressure.

I await your responses with baited breath.  
mmm

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2012, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-my-play-doubles-advocate/620686/54 "2012-05-03T18:38:14Z")

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> [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](#):
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> \<snip\>
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> I await your responses with baited breath.  
> mmm

There’s something fishy about that. :dubious:

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**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2012, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-my-play-doubles-advocate/620686/55 "2012-05-03T18:53:36Z")

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This disk cussing is bee combing reel a bruising! expectionally, from all youse guys with you’re PFDs and such.

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2012, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-my-play-doubles-advocate/620686/56 "2012-05-03T19:11:47Z")

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Ah, all of youns just set back and enjoy the Spring. Smell the French air. Listen to all the boidies singin’. Look out the window at all the bunny raptors frolickin’ in the front yard.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2012, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-my-play-doubles-advocate/620686/57 "2012-05-03T19:38:25Z")

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True. Spring is the season of regurgitation. So enjoy the flowers and the fawns.

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**Author:** ![cjepson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@cjepson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cjepson)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2012, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-my-play-doubles-advocate/620686/58 "2012-05-03T19:42:30Z")

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I love pouring over threads like this one is.

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**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2012, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-my-play-doubles-advocate/620686/59 "2012-05-03T19:46:33Z")

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I think you should all loose your posting privileges.

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**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2012, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-my-play-doubles-advocate/620686/60 "2012-05-03T19:50:20Z")

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Some of you don’t seem to understand what I’m refereeing to, so let me spell it out for you. You people look at the posts from SDMB pre-Madonnas and think “the moor, the marry her”. To hell with hat shit.

I say abscess makes the hart grow founder.

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