# If I my play double's advocate:

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-my-play-doubles-advocate/620686>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 2, 2012, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-my-play-doubles-advocate/620686 "2012-05-02T21:52:05Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![Corcaigh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Corcaigh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Corcaigh)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2012, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-my-play-doubles-advocate/620686/61 "2012-05-03T19:54:29Z")

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I am uphauled at this post.

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2012, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-my-play-doubles-advocate/620686/62 "2012-05-03T20:52:35Z")

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> [@A Monkey With a Gun](#):
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> Some of you don’t seem to understand what I’m refereeing to, so let me spell it out for you. You people look at the posts from SDMB pre-Madonnas and think “the moor, the marry her”. To hell with hat shit.
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> I say abscess makes the hart grow founder.

I say broccoli makes the farts grow louder.

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**Author:** ![Tethered\_Kite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a5b964/32.png) [@Tethered\_Kite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tethered_Kite)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2012, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-my-play-doubles-advocate/620686/63 "2012-05-03T21:08:06Z")

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This is why I love reading this sight.

(And it seems to be getting more funnier all the time.)

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**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2012, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-my-play-doubles-advocate/620686/64 "2012-05-04T00:11:37Z")

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> [@Tethered\_Kite](#):
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> This is why I love reading this sight.
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> (And it seems to be getting more funnier all the time.)

Sight?  
mmm

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**Author:** ![Gary\_Robson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gary_robson/32/3448_2.png) [@Gary\_Robson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Robson)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2012, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-my-play-doubles-advocate/620686/65 "2012-05-04T05:59:09Z")

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> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> True. Spring is the season of regurgitation. So enjoy the flowers and the fawns.

Don’t you mean the flours and the fauns?

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2012, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-my-play-doubles-advocate/620686/66 "2012-05-04T06:43:03Z")

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> [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](#):
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> Sight?

She’s saying she can visual eyes what she reads.

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**Author:** ![cjepson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@cjepson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cjepson)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2012, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-my-play-doubles-advocate/620686/67 "2012-05-04T13:15:40Z")

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> [@Tethered\_Kite](#):
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> This is why I love reading this sight.
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> (And it seems to be getting more funnier all the time.)

It certainly fractured my attention.

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