# If I Ran This Joint... **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 4, 2001, 9:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-ran-this-joint/71193 "2001-07-04T09:13:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Bill\_H](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a5b964/32.png) [@Bill\_H](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bill_H)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2001, 9:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-ran-this-joint/71193/1 "2001-07-04T09:13:29Z")
There would be half as many posters, cause I’d boot every one of the whiny disrespectful jerks the moment they acted up. So what if they happen to be interesting and intelligent? If someone pisses on my carpet, they leave now and they don’t get invited back and I don’t care how sparkling a conversationalist they are. Why the mods put up with this crap is beyond me. ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2001, 9:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-ran-this-joint/71193/2 "2001-07-04T09:57:01Z")
I concur. ---
**Author:** ![Xploder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/a183cd/32.png) [@Xploder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xploder)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2001, 10:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-ran-this-joint/71193/3 "2001-07-04T10:02:06Z")
As do I. ---
**Author:** ![Sultan\_Kinkari](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7bcc69/32.png) [@Sultan\_Kinkari](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sultan_Kinkari)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2001, 10:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-ran-this-joint/71193/4 "2001-07-04T10:09:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Bill H. \* > \*\*There would be half as many posters, cause I’d boot every one of the whiny disrespectful jerks the moment they acted up. \*\* That’s a contradictory statement. Funny that your first line gave you the boot. Or would the SDMB become an oligarchy? ---
**Author:** ![Sultan\_Kinkari](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7bcc69/32.png) [@Sultan\_Kinkari](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sultan_Kinkari)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2001, 10:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-ran-this-joint/71193/5 "2001-07-04T10:17:10Z")
WOO FUCKIN HOO!!! MY FOURTH HUNDRED POST!!! I’m glad it was spent definding all the little whiny, snot-nosed, brats like myself. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2001, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-ran-this-joint/71193/6 "2001-07-04T11:51:23Z")
Bet I’d throw out more than you! ---
**Author:** ![White\_Lightning](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@White\_Lightning](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Lightning)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2001, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-ran-this-joint/71193/7 "2001-07-04T11:57:50Z")
I’d definitely frown on the carpet-pissing. Crapping in the corner is also undesirable. And farting in my general direction is right out. ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2001, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-ran-this-joint/71193/8 "2001-07-04T12:24:55Z")
HA! I’ve got you all beat. I’d kick _myself_ out! ---
**Author:** ![Gary\_Kumquat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gary\_Kumquat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Kumquat)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2001, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-ran-this-joint/71193/9 "2001-07-04T13:56:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Eutychus55 \* > \*\*HA! I’ve got you all beat. I’d kick _myself_ out! \*\* Who’s that beating? Everyone wants to kick you out.