# If I said you had a beautifull body would you hold it against me? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 21, 2018, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-said-you-had-a-beautifull-body-would-you-hold-it-against-me/814564 "2018-05-21T16:20:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![JimNightshade](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jimnightshade/32/3354_2.png) [@JimNightshade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimNightshade)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2018, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-said-you-had-a-beautifull-body-would-you-hold-it-against-me/814564/1 "2018-05-21T16:20:02Z")
Well? ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2018, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-said-you-had-a-beautifull-body-would-you-hold-it-against-me/814564/2 "2018-05-21T16:25:05Z")
Is today some sort of drunk posting holiday on the board? ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/22080_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2018, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-said-you-had-a-beautifull-body-would-you-hold-it-against-me/814564/3 "2018-05-21T16:28:02Z")
I’ll take Stupid Pickup Lines for $400, Alex. ---
**Author:** ![Doug\_K](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b5ac83/32.png) [@Doug\_K](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doug_K)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2018, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-said-you-had-a-beautifull-body-would-you-hold-it-against-me/814564/4 "2018-05-21T16:31:27Z")
I’d certainly wonder why you didn’t notice the squiggly red line under the misspelling of “beautiful”. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2018, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-said-you-had-a-beautifull-body-would-you-hold-it-against-me/814564/5 "2018-05-21T16:35:29Z")
It was old 30 years ago when the [Bellamy Brothers did a song about it.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tj8giihiuc) ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2018, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-said-you-had-a-beautifull-body-would-you-hold-it-against-me/814564/6 "2018-05-21T16:37:19Z")
> [@Doug\_K](#): > > I’d certainly wonder why you didn’t notice the squiggly red line under the misspelling of “beautiful”. Beautifull = Pretty, but husky. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2018, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-said-you-had-a-beautifull-body-would-you-hold-it-against-me/814564/7 "2018-05-21T16:38:04Z")
From my loved one, I would take it as a compliment. Anyone else, not so much. ---
**Author:** ![G0sp3l](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c68b51/32.png) [@G0sp3l](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G0sp3l)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2018, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-said-you-had-a-beautifull-body-would-you-hold-it-against-me/814564/8 "2018-05-21T16:38:06Z")
Can I empty all of the beauti from it first? ---
**Author:** ![Enter\_the\_Flagon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Enter\_the\_Flagon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enter_the_Flagon)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2018, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-said-you-had-a-beautifull-body-would-you-hold-it-against-me/814564/9 "2018-05-21T16:44:30Z")
Well I’m flattered, but I prefer women. Would you settle for a General Electric toaster oven? It’s totally hot for you. ---
**Author:** ![JimNightshade](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jimnightshade/32/3354_2.png) [@JimNightshade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimNightshade)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2018, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-said-you-had-a-beautifull-body-would-you-hold-it-against-me/814564/10 "2018-05-21T16:46:20Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > Is today some sort of drunk posting holiday on the board? Are you always such a dickhead, or only when it relates to people of the other sex? Sheeh, lighten up Francis. ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2018, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-said-you-had-a-beautifull-body-would-you-hold-it-against-me/814564/11 "2018-05-21T17:30:24Z")
Even in MPSIMS we expect more than a one-word OP.