# If I was a Porn star my name would be............. **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [November 22, 2003, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-was-a-porn-star-my-name-would-be/214674 "2003-11-22T13:59:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![crazy\_grady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dbc845/32.png) [@crazy\_grady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crazy_grady)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2003, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-was-a-porn-star-my-name-would-be/214674/1 "2003-11-22T13:59:05Z")
I know that there was a thread on this, but today I was thinking about a famous character’s name that cracks me up (for some reason) and I invented a bastardized version of it to name myself if I ever decided to be in the XXX business… NakedBod Crane Can I change my user name from Crazy Grady to this? ---
**Author:** ![Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hey_It_s_That_Guy)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2003, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-was-a-porn-star-my-name-would-be/214674/2 "2003-11-22T17:51:07Z")
I’d be Rod Magnus. The classic combination of “First pet’s name and street you grew up on” wouldn’t work very well for me, as I’d be Popocatepetl 97th. ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2003, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-was-a-porn-star-my-name-would-be/214674/3 "2003-11-22T18:56:22Z")
Luigi Longfellow ---
**Author:** ![Wheel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/4da419/32.png) [@Wheel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheel)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2003, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-was-a-porn-star-my-name-would-be/214674/4 "2003-11-22T18:59:09Z")
find it [Pornalizer](http://biphome.spray.se/pash/pornalizer/) ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2003, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-was-a-porn-star-my-name-would-be/214674/5 "2003-11-22T19:00:13Z")
I’d be **misstee** If I were to be in the porn business, I would want to tell my family so that they would steer clear of any vidoes that starred **misstee**. I would not want them to find out any other way. ---
**Author:** ![Wheel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/4da419/32.png) [@Wheel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheel)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2003, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-was-a-porn-star-my-name-would-be/214674/6 "2003-11-22T19:06:05Z")
I’m Nolan Nastee by the way. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![SandyHook](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dec6dc/32.png) [@SandyHook](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SandyHook)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2003, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-was-a-porn-star-my-name-would-be/214674/7 "2003-11-22T19:13:39Z")
Bruce Ballslapper, according to **Pornalizer** anyway. The more I think about being Mr. Ballslapper the better I like it. There’s a thread open right now about changing your name. Uhhhh, I’ll be right back. ---
**Author:** ![raizok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/4491bb/32.png) [@raizok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raizok)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2003, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-was-a-porn-star-my-name-would-be/214674/8 "2003-11-22T21:05:29Z")
Harry Johnson at your service. ---
**Author:** ![Master\_Wang-Ka](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/master_wang-ka/32/3325_2.png) [@Master\_Wang-Ka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Master_Wang-Ka)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2003, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-was-a-porn-star-my-name-would-be/214674/9 "2003-11-22T21:45:50Z")
Slab Dashrock! ---
**Author:** ![FilmGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@FilmGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FilmGeek)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2003, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-was-a-porn-star-my-name-would-be/214674/10 "2003-11-22T22:14:25Z")
Miles O’Foreskin and Humpy McGee both came out of a porn discussion with my SO one day. the pornalizer gave me: Sindee Sugarhole and Ricky Lovenuts. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2003, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-was-a-porn-star-my-name-would-be/214674/11 "2003-11-22T22:28:50Z")
I’ve heard that to make your porn name, your middle name becomes your first name and you pick the name of a street you’ve lived on. That makes me **Nick Majestic**. ---
**Author:** ![Intaglio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/71e660/32.png) [@Intaglio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intaglio)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2003, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-was-a-porn-star-my-name-would-be/214674/12 "2003-11-22T22:35:16Z")
Leigh Fever ---
**Author:** ![quiltguy154](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ad7895/32.png) [@quiltguy154](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy154)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2003, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-was-a-porn-star-my-name-would-be/214674/13 "2003-11-22T22:58:34Z")
Rosie Bottom ---
**Author:** ![luluBahrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e5b9ba/32.png) [@luluBahrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/luluBahrain)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2003, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-was-a-porn-star-my-name-would-be/214674/14 "2003-11-22T23:11:26Z")
The Pornalizer says… Larissa Lick and I like it. So, there! ---
**Author:** ![Joyfulgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f04885/32.png) [@Joyfulgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joyfulgirl)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2003, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-was-a-porn-star-my-name-would-be/214674/15 "2003-11-22T23:12:57Z")
Using the standard pet name/street formula I’m Kiki Amiron. The pornalizer says I’m Titty Toungelick. I like Kiki better. ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2003, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-was-a-porn-star-my-name-would-be/214674/16 "2003-11-22T23:19:21Z")
I would be Scamp Unamed Street, which sounds like Picaboo’s lost brother 😃 ---
**Author:** ![emacularius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dfb087/32.png) [@emacularius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emacularius)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2003, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-was-a-porn-star-my-name-would-be/214674/17 "2003-11-22T23:24:42Z")
Going by the pet\street thing mine would be Whiskey Mechanic. Pornalizer says Gina G-String. Bleah. ---
**Author:** ![pervert](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bbe5ce/32.png) [@pervert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pervert)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2003, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-was-a-porn-star-my-name-would-be/214674/18 "2003-11-22T23:42:31Z")
Do I have to have a last name? Can I just use my SDMB user name? ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2003, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-was-a-porn-star-my-name-would-be/214674/19 "2003-11-23T00:55:40Z")
Rod O’Steele ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2003, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-was-a-porn-star-my-name-would-be/214674/20 "2003-11-23T01:29:53Z")
Rip Hymen has long been one of my favorite porn stage names. But, since it’s already taken, I’ll be… Boinky the Clown [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-was-a-porn-star-my-name-would-be/214674.md?page=2)