# If I was a Porn star my name would be............. **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [November 22, 2003, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-was-a-porn-star-my-name-would-be/214674 "2003-11-22T13:59:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2003, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-was-a-porn-star-my-name-would-be/214674/21 "2003-11-23T01:45:27Z")
Bonnie Blew? From that link… oh boy. Funny how it knew that I enjoy… _COUGH_ nevermind! ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2003, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-was-a-porn-star-my-name-would-be/214674/22 "2003-11-23T01:48:18Z")
My pals and I had the Middle name/Street name porn name game. And I’d be: **Anne Wethersfield** With the pet/street, I’d be Baily Wethersfield. I’m liking Bonnie Blew more and more. ---
**Author:** ![DeaganTheWolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/49beb7/32.png) [@DeaganTheWolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeaganTheWolf)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2003, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-was-a-porn-star-my-name-would-be/214674/23 "2003-11-23T02:14:10Z")
Using the “Middle name, street formula” John Ironwood ---
**Author:** ![lurksfromwork](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8491ac/32.png) [@lurksfromwork](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurksfromwork)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2003, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-was-a-porn-star-my-name-would-be/214674/24 "2003-11-23T02:40:35Z")
Middle name/ street name formula= Thomas Grandberry Sounds like an octogenarian porn star…mmmmm, octogenarian porn Yuk, Bad brain!! ---
**Author:** ![DreadCthulhu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/db5fbb/32.png) [@DreadCthulhu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DreadCthulhu)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2003, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-was-a-porn-star-my-name-would-be/214674/25 "2003-11-23T02:42:48Z")
The \*\* Overfiend.\*\* 😃 😃 😃 😃 ---
**Author:** ![MrTuffPaws](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@MrTuffPaws](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrTuffPaws)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2003, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-was-a-porn-star-my-name-would-be/214674/26 "2003-11-23T02:43:50Z")
Guy Powerhouse. Not bad if I say so my self. ---
**Author:** ![overlyverbose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/9dc877/32.png) [@overlyverbose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/overlyverbose)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2003, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-was-a-porn-star-my-name-would-be/214674/27 "2003-11-23T02:44:32Z")
Candy Cumms. I was having a bad day, but I feel better already. ---
**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2003, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-was-a-porn-star-my-name-would-be/214674/28 "2003-11-23T02:48:12Z")
**Daddy Lovebone** at your service. The pet/street name version would be **Lucky Van Buren.** ---
**Author:** ![Lizard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@Lizard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lizard)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2003, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-was-a-porn-star-my-name-would-be/214674/29 "2003-11-23T03:15:49Z")
Jimmy Jizzball, according to the site. But I prefer Big Dick Rambone. ---
**Author:** ![quiltguy154](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ad7895/32.png) [@quiltguy154](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy154)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2003, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-was-a-porn-star-my-name-would-be/214674/30 "2003-11-23T03:45:02Z")
Wasn’t the equation the name of your first pet + the street you lived on? If so, How does **Rusty Rodgers** grab ya’? ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2003, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-was-a-porn-star-my-name-would-be/214674/31 "2003-11-23T03:49:21Z")
Jack Hammer. ---
**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2003, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-was-a-porn-star-my-name-would-be/214674/32 "2003-11-23T04:06:10Z")
Buck Naked ---
**Author:** ![Carl\_in\_NM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8baadc/32.png) [@Carl\_in\_NM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carl_in_NM)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2003, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-was-a-porn-star-my-name-would-be/214674/33 "2003-11-23T04:10:47Z")
According to pornalizer I’m the rancher otherwise known as Kevin Kinky…I dunno, its a tossup between that and Harry Ballsack ---
**Author:** ![Cassis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Cassis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cassis)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2003, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-was-a-porn-star-my-name-would-be/214674/34 "2003-11-23T06:11:06Z")
I’m sure everyone has a different system, but the way I originally heard this was: Middle Name + Street Name = Soap Opera Name Mine’s Lelah Rosemont, which I think works well. First Pet + Mother’s Maiden Name = Porn Name Fluffy Battisti for me, which has nice ring to it too. The Pornalizer doesn’t seem to have the same personal touch. An anagram generator, however, will reveal that my name can be rearranged to spell “No Yank Hand Job.” Not a good alias, but might work as the title of my first, uhh, film. And speaking of porn names, my younger sister goes to high school with a guy named Colt Leathers. Seriously. Wow. She claims he’s not a porn star. I figure it’s only a matter of time. ---
**Author:** ![luluBahrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e5b9ba/32.png) [@luluBahrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/luluBahrain)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2003, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-was-a-porn-star-my-name-would-be/214674/35 "2003-11-23T06:11:25Z")
Well, if we are doing the pet plus street name thing I am Snow Kitty Stanford. I like it. It makes me sound studious and dirty at the same time. Rowr! ---
**Author:** ![Zardoz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a8b319/32.png) [@Zardoz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zardoz)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2003, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-was-a-porn-star-my-name-would-be/214674/36 "2003-11-23T06:15:07Z")
Trey Swank or Trey Sheek ---
**Author:** ![lisacurl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/41988e/32.png) [@lisacurl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lisacurl)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2003, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-was-a-porn-star-my-name-would-be/214674/37 "2003-11-23T06:21:19Z")
Pearlie Aurora That pornolizer thing said, Tanya Thong… but I like the one I made up. ---
**Author:** ![jesleigh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/58f4c7/32.png) [@jesleigh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jesleigh)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2003, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-was-a-porn-star-my-name-would-be/214674/38 "2003-11-23T06:32:43Z")
I don’t think the first pet + the street I live on thing works very well for me, seeing as I would be: Marysusable Wolflog Oh well, so much for that 😛 ---
**Author:** ![zoogirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b9bd4f/32.png) [@zoogirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoogirl)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2003, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-was-a-porn-star-my-name-would-be/214674/39 "2003-11-23T06:32:53Z")
Pet+street = either Chester Sixth or Tommy Sixth. I’m too darn flat to be a CHESTer, but Tommy’s kinda cute. We were messing around with our names on the booking board at my AM job, and I ended up with Anytime Annie! That could work! ---
**Author:** ![Devorzhum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Devorzhum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Devorzhum)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2003, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-was-a-porn-star-my-name-would-be/214674/40 "2003-11-23T12:16:57Z")
The pet & street combo isn’t too flattering for me as it makes me sound like some kind of frontally-lobed challenged yet overworked fluffer or something. . . Goofy Flatbush [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-was-a-porn-star-my-name-would-be/214674.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-was-a-porn-star-my-name-would-be/214674.md?page=3)