# If I was a Porn star my name would be............. **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [November 22, 2003, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-was-a-porn-star-my-name-would-be/214674 "2003-11-22T13:59:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2003, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-was-a-porn-star-my-name-would-be/214674/41 "2003-11-23T13:08:30Z")
If I use either of the formulas, I wind up with names that are either very, very Jewish - which I notice most porn and soap opera names aren’t - or have numbers in them. 😛 On the other hand, the first pet I ever owned, not counting the dog my parents had when I was born, was a fish named Inspector Gadget. That could work. 😉 The website says “Nikki Nutz.” I’m confused as to why it told a guy to go with Nikki. ---
**Author:** ![Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raymond_luxury_yacht/32/4099_2.png) [@Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raymond_Luxury_Yacht)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2003, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-was-a-porn-star-my-name-would-be/214674/42 "2003-11-23T14:45:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Cassis \* > \*\*And speaking of porn names, my younger sister goes to high school with a guy named Colt Leathers. Seriously. Wow. She claims he’s not a porn star. I figure it’s only a matter of time. \*\* Classic. Intersting thread to break your cherry on with the sdmb. 😃 yours truly, Woody Humpalot am i know obligated to write ‘welcome to the boards’? ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2003, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-was-a-porn-star-my-name-would-be/214674/43 "2003-11-23T17:51:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Cassis \* > \*\*And speaking of porn names, my younger sister goes to high school with a guy named Colt Leathers. Seriously. Wow. She claims he’s not a porn star. I figure it’s only a matter of time. \*\* I went to an Army school where I knew this woman named Heather Lowell. Of course her name was quickly spoonerized to Leather Hole. She rather liked her nickname and got a giggle whenever we’d call to her from across a bar: “Hey, Leather!” On second thought, I think I’d like to steal my name from a movie about pr0n: _Orgazmo_. I’d like to be known as Choada Boy. Though Jizz Master Zero has a nice ring to it as well. And since **jehovah68** didn’t do it… Welcome to the boards, **Fluffy Battisti** (aka **Cassis** )! ---
**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2003, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-was-a-porn-star-my-name-would-be/214674/44 "2003-11-23T19:08:47Z")
I’d call myself **C.O.Jones** just to be subtle. ---
**Author:** ![Berkut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a88e57/32.png) [@Berkut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Berkut)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2003, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-was-a-porn-star-my-name-would-be/214674/45 "2003-11-23T19:31:37Z")
**Bigdick Von Hugenstein** ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2003, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-was-a-porn-star-my-name-would-be/214674/46 "2003-11-23T23:46:40Z")
Guy Hung Lo ---
**Author:** ![Sylkyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/da6949/32.png) [@Sylkyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylkyn)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2003, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-was-a-porn-star-my-name-would-be/214674/47 "2003-11-24T02:36:36Z")
Raven Roxx! Well, yes…yes she does! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![hocow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hocow/32/4112_2.png) [@hocow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hocow)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2003, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-was-a-porn-star-my-name-would-be/214674/48 "2003-11-24T02:40:08Z")
Fanny Fantasy at your service 😉 ---
**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2003, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-was-a-porn-star-my-name-would-be/214674/49 "2003-11-24T03:59:26Z")
I can’t tell you how amused I am to report that my pet+street porn name is **Irving Whipple**. I know - I now have to hose the ladies down to keep 'em back. It’s been a burden throughout my life… ---
**Author:** ![Master\_Wang-Ka](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/master_wang-ka/32/3325_2.png) [@Master\_Wang-Ka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Master_Wang-Ka)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2003, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-was-a-porn-star-my-name-would-be/214674/50 "2003-11-24T04:13:08Z")
Flex Buffly! ---
**Author:** ![Jennyrosity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2bfe46/32.png) [@Jennyrosity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jennyrosity)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2003, 11:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-was-a-porn-star-my-name-would-be/214674/51 "2003-11-24T11:11:20Z")
Vendy Venus, according to the pornaliser. But going by my first pet’s name plus street name, I’m Tipsy Weston, which I think is much better. ---
**Author:** ![green\_bladder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/73ab20/32.png) [@green\_bladder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/green_bladder)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2003, 11:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-was-a-porn-star-my-name-would-be/214674/52 "2003-11-24T11:24:59Z")
Pornoliser: Another Nolan Nastee (ahem…) coming through. Pet + Street: Freddy Caine. ---
**Author:** ![Seven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Seven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seven)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2003, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-was-a-porn-star-my-name-would-be/214674/53 "2003-11-24T12:03:38Z")
If I use the pet/street format I’d be: **Tweedy Fremont** Hmmm? Not so good. I think I’d be **Kyle Driver** If for some reason I decided to be a gay porn star I’d want to be **Hairy Mangrove** ---
**Author:** ![stupidgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac8455/32.png) [@stupidgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stupidgirl)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2003, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-was-a-porn-star-my-name-would-be/214674/54 "2003-11-24T12:17:31Z")
My pet/mothers maiden name (which is the way I always thought it worked) makes me: **Fluffy (k)Night** The pornaliser thing: **Tanita Tounge** (I’m thinking that should read Tongue? Or am I just missing something really obvious?) ---
**Author:** ![Master\_Wang-Ka](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/master_wang-ka/32/3325_2.png) [@Master\_Wang-Ka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Master_Wang-Ka)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2003, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-was-a-porn-star-my-name-would-be/214674/55 "2003-11-24T13:23:59Z")
Hunk Meatman! ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2003, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-was-a-porn-star-my-name-would-be/214674/56 "2003-11-24T15:39:33Z")
Paris Hilton (ha hee) ---
**Author:** ![spogga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ab097/32.png) [@spogga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spogga)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2003, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-was-a-porn-star-my-name-would-be/214674/57 "2003-11-24T15:55:47Z")
Dick Rogers? What? ---
**Author:** ![Fuji\_Kitakyusho](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f0a364/32.png) [@Fuji\_Kitakyusho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fuji_Kitakyusho)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2003, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-was-a-porn-star-my-name-would-be/214674/58 "2003-11-25T00:27:53Z")
Long John Silver. Arrrrrggh. 😃 My street name: Blackwood. ---
**Author:** ![Lillith\_Fair](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bb73d2/32.png) [@Lillith\_Fair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lillith_Fair)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2003, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-was-a-porn-star-my-name-would-be/214674/59 "2003-11-25T03:54:40Z")
Tippy Carol ---
**Author:** ![alibey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ebca7d/32.png) [@alibey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alibey)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2003, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-was-a-porn-star-my-name-would-be/214674/60 "2003-11-25T06:43:43Z")
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