# If I was a Porn star my name would be............. **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [November 22, 2003, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-was-a-porn-star-my-name-would-be/214674 "2003-11-22T13:59:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![cbawlmer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@cbawlmer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cbawlmer)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-was-a-porn-star-my-name-would-be/214674/81 "2003-11-28T18:17:54Z")
Middle Name + Street Name = Carol Hazelhurst First pet + first car = Tybalt Omega. Fear me, for I will kill James Bond and destroy Metropolis with my electro-ray. ---
**Author:** ![libwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/76d3ee/32.png) [@libwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/libwen)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-was-a-porn-star-my-name-would-be/214674/82 "2003-11-28T22:04:11Z")
Middle name + street name: Faith Fairview. First pet + mother’s maiden name: Mitzi Biehl (only appropriate for rough German porn, I think). ---
**Author:** ![j\_sum1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8baadc/32.png) [@j\_sum1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/j_sum1)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2003, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-was-a-porn-star-my-name-would-be/214674/83 "2003-11-29T02:42:08Z")
> [@](#): > > I’ve heard that to make your porn name, your middle name becomes your first name and you pick the name of a street you’ve lived on. Wally Ridgewood ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2003, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-was-a-porn-star-my-name-would-be/214674/84 "2003-11-29T07:10:26Z")
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**Author:** ![pepperlandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@pepperlandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pepperlandgirl)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2003, 7:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-was-a-porn-star-my-name-would-be/214674/85 "2003-11-29T07:45:18Z")
I’m Linda Hotlick. My husband though would be Major Meatbone. Hee. ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2003, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-was-a-porn-star-my-name-would-be/214674/86 "2003-11-30T00:16:16Z")
Sex with Virgins Porn Name - Poppin’ Fresh S&M Porn Name - Ruffn’ Ready Fetish Porn Name - King Colonic Emotionally Distant Panda Porn Name - Eats Shoots and Leaves ---
**Author:** ![G-RAY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d9b06d/32.png) [@G-RAY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G-RAY)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2003, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-was-a-porn-star-my-name-would-be/214674/87 "2003-11-30T03:45:53Z")
Pornalizer: Nikki Lovegod. But I think I would go with either Dirk Thrust or Blake Dynamo. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2003, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-was-a-porn-star-my-name-would-be/214674/88 "2003-11-30T15:24:35Z")
I’m still always amused that a famous actor was really named Peter O’Toole. Anyway I’d choose Howe Elixir. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Plastic\_Ninja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f07891/32.png) [@Little\_Plastic\_Ninja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Plastic_Ninja)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2003, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-was-a-porn-star-my-name-would-be/214674/89 "2003-11-30T15:33:34Z")
First pet/street name: Emma Malloway Middle name/first car name: Anastasia Bronco Gee. 🙂 Emma Malloway kind of sounds like Victorian British porn. Anastasia Bronco…I dunno, Russian cowboy porn? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![shannablu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8baadc/32.png) [@shannablu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shannablu)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2003, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-was-a-porn-star-my-name-would-be/214674/90 "2003-11-30T18:06:16Z")
pet + street = Priscilla River ---
**Author:** ![geewhiz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f0a364/32.png) [@geewhiz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/geewhiz)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2003, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-was-a-porn-star-my-name-would-be/214674/91 "2003-11-30T22:51:57Z")
You can call me Lorrisa Lovebomb ---
**Author:** ![congodwarf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@congodwarf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/congodwarf)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2003, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-was-a-porn-star-my-name-would-be/214674/92 "2003-12-01T00:29:11Z")
Using the street name, I’d be Ginger Perkins and Mr. Congo would be Happy Harvey 😃 Using the middle name street name I’d be Madonna Perkins and he’d be Robert Harvey. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-was-a-porn-star-my-name-would-be/214674.md?page=4)