# If I was Gay I would totally do...... **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [November 9, 2016, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-was-gay-i-would-totally-do/771260 "2016-11-09T19:31:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![TBG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c89c15/32.png) [@TBG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TBG)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2016, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-was-gay-i-would-totally-do/771260/21 "2016-11-10T17:42:34Z")
“If I was gay I would totally do…” drugs. Hey, if we’re fundamentally changing one facet of my nature, why not two? ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2016, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-was-gay-i-would-totally-do/771260/22 "2016-11-10T17:52:02Z")
Tom Selleck. In his prime, or course. He was one handsome man. ---
**Author:** ![Albert\_Rose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de053/32.png) [@Albert\_Rose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Albert_Rose)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2016, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-was-gay-i-would-totally-do/771260/23 "2016-11-10T18:12:46Z")
Definitely Ron Jeremy. I believe in total commitment. ---
**Author:** ![somepumpkin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7feea3/32.png) [@somepumpkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/somepumpkin)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2016, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-was-gay-i-would-totally-do/771260/24 "2016-11-10T18:13:02Z")
Morris Chestnut. He’s a cutie. My wife might even let me, as long as I invited him over for a drink afterwards. ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2016, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-was-gay-i-would-totally-do/771260/25 "2016-11-10T18:19:23Z")
> [@Albert\_Rose](#): > > Definitely Ron Jeremy. I believe in total commitment. Go big or don’t go homo? ---
**Author:** ![black\_rainbow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d26b3c/32.png) [@black\_rainbow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/black_rainbow)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2016, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-was-gay-i-would-totally-do/771260/26 "2016-11-10T23:15:23Z")
I think Annie Clark, aka St. Vincent is beautiful. Total girl crush. ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2016, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-was-gay-i-would-totally-do/771260/27 "2016-11-11T00:44:15Z")
…my living room over! ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2016, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-was-gay-i-would-totally-do/771260/28 "2016-11-11T01:18:47Z")
> [@Ukulele\_Ike](#): > > …my living room over! I rescind my previous post…reluctantly…and second this. ---
**Author:** ![femmejean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/0ea827/32.png) [@femmejean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/femmejean)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2016, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-was-gay-i-would-totally-do/771260/29 "2016-11-11T14:09:58Z")
[Richard Hammond](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/1b/Richard_Hammond.jpg) his brown eyes and smile are just stunning :o ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2016, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-was-gay-i-would-totally-do/771260/30 "2016-11-11T14:25:22Z")
> [@femmejean](#): > > [Richard Hammond](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/1b/Richard_Hammond.jpg) > > his brown eyes and smile are just stunning :o That’s interesting. I’m so used to thinking of him as the little yes-man sidekick to Clarkson, that I’d never really looked at him, what’s the word, objectively? He’s a good-looking man. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-was-gay-i-would-totally-do/771260.md?page=1)