# If I wasn't such a bad, bad, bad angelic beck I would do bad things. These are my 5 bucket list bad bad bad things: **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 31, 2021, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-wasnt-such-a-bad-bad-bad-angelic-beck-i-would-do-bad-things-these-are-my-5-bucket-list-bad-bad-bad-things/949810 "2021-08-31T02:30:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![mbh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a6a055/32.png) [@mbh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mbh)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2021, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-wasnt-such-a-bad-bad-bad-angelic-beck-i-would-do-bad-things-these-are-my-5-bucket-list-bad-bad-bad-things/949810/21 "2021-09-05T20:25:14Z")
I saw one, a few weeks ago. He was quite a bit younger than most panhandlers, and better-looking His sign said, “Traveling, broke, and sexy.” ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2021, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-wasnt-such-a-bad-bad-bad-angelic-beck-i-would-do-bad-things-these-are-my-5-bucket-list-bad-bad-bad-things/949810/22 "2021-09-06T01:48:55Z")
> [@mbh](#): > > His sign said, “Traveling, broke, and sexy.” Truth in advertising does work sometimes. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2021, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-wasnt-such-a-bad-bad-bad-angelic-beck-i-would-do-bad-things-these-are-my-5-bucket-list-bad-bad-bad-things/949810/23 "2021-09-06T02:59:38Z")
I always wanna give those guys money out of my car window. Especially if they have dog. Today I went to Walmart. Me and the lil’wrekker were putting stuff in the car and a car pulled up and a young guy jumped out and was grabbing sacks and putting them in her car. I was alarmed. He then asked if my husband had a boat. I hemmed and hawed and the guy started to try and sell me a beat up trolling motor in the trunk of his car. I’m afraid I profiled him as a petty thief. I told the lil’wrekker to start the car. We jumped in and left the scene. ---
**Author:** ![HoneyBadgerDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/honeybadgerdc/32/1033_2.png) [@HoneyBadgerDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HoneyBadgerDC)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2021, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-wasnt-such-a-bad-bad-bad-angelic-beck-i-would-do-bad-things-these-are-my-5-bucket-list-bad-bad-bad-things/949810/24 "2021-09-06T16:47:27Z")
If I was going to be really bad? 1. I would lie to women so they would give me sex and fall in love with me. 2. I would make up excuses when people asked for favors 3. I would falsify the smog check on my car 4. I would snitch out friends who are being unfaithful to their partners 5. I would punch smart asses in the face more often ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2021, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-wasnt-such-a-bad-bad-bad-angelic-beck-i-would-do-bad-things-these-are-my-5-bucket-list-bad-bad-bad-things/949810/25 "2021-09-06T16:48:46Z")
> [@HoneyBadgerDC](#): > > If I was going to be really bad? There would seem to likely be a correlation between #1 and #4 on your list. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2021, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-wasnt-such-a-bad-bad-bad-angelic-beck-i-would-do-bad-things-these-are-my-5-bucket-list-bad-bad-bad-things/949810/26 "2021-09-06T17:11:25Z")
It’s rather quaint that **Badger** thinks #1 would have any success whatsoever. Decades of In-The-Field Research suggests otherwise. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2021, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-wasnt-such-a-bad-bad-bad-angelic-beck-i-would-do-bad-things-these-are-my-5-bucket-list-bad-bad-bad-things/949810/27 "2021-09-08T15:28:59Z")
Seems to me that your #1 could cause you untold grief. 100s( well 10s)of women in love with you could make your life a sorta hell on earth. Even if there was sex. I’d tread lightly. 😊 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-wasnt-such-a-bad-bad-bad-angelic-beck-i-would-do-bad-things-these-are-my-5-bucket-list-bad-bad-bad-things/949810.md?page=1)