# If I went to SDMB Headquarters... **URL:** \ **Category:** About This Message Board\ **Created:** [July 29, 2005, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-went-to-sdmb-headquarters/314811 "2005-07-29T21:34:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![aldiboronti](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc348/32.png) [@aldiboronti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aldiboronti)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2005, 8:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-went-to-sdmb-headquarters/314811/21 "2005-08-01T08:12:16Z")
> [@FisherQueen](#): > > I thought the Fortress of Solitude was at the South Pole. Was I misinformed? Perhaps you’re thinking of the Fortress of Solicitude, where the\* caring\* Mods hang out. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2005, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-went-to-sdmb-headquarters/314811/22 "2005-08-01T12:32:43Z")
Don’t forget the Fortress of Soul Food. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2005, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-went-to-sdmb-headquarters/314811/23 "2005-08-01T12:46:24Z")
> [@Lynn Bodoni](#): > > One problem is that they expect me to be awake during DAYLIGHT hours. I don’t work that way. :eek: So the rumors are true… You _are_ a vampire! ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2005, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-went-to-sdmb-headquarters/314811/24 "2005-08-01T16:19:50Z")
Don’t be silly, **ETF**. Everyone knows **Lynn** is actually a lich. Don’t insult her by making her out to be a mere vampire! ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2005, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-went-to-sdmb-headquarters/314811/25 "2005-08-01T16:23:09Z")
> [@samclem](#): > > Actually, we all have those flashy-things, like Tommy Lee Jones in _Men in Black_. > > **IF** you got in, you’d wake up in a park, nekkid, with your underwear around your ankles, babbling about goats. Get out of town!!! So that’s where I was this past Friday? Um, can I have my car keys back, or did the goat eat them? ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2005, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-went-to-sdmb-headquarters/314811/26 "2005-08-02T01:46:34Z")
Okay, I got in. And because I was warned I’m not going to complain about waking up in the park, nekkid, with my underwear around my ankles. But can you tell me how to get the probe out of my anus? That _hurts!_ ---
**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2005, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-went-to-sdmb-headquarters/314811/27 "2005-08-02T01:58:24Z")
> [@kunilou](#): > > But can you tell me how to get the probe out of my anus? That _hurts!_ This is a question that calls for opinions. Please post it to IMHO. Unless you are asking a question about the new planet. I’m not sure if you’re referring to _Uranus_, or _your Anus_ If it’s about a planet, then GQ works. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-went-to-sdmb-headquarters/314811.md?page=1)