# If I were Ed Zotti....

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-were-ed-zotti/462068>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [September 4, 2008, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-were-ed-zotti/462068 "2008-09-04T22:17:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![An\_Gadai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@An\_Gadai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Gadai)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2008, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-were-ed-zotti/462068/1 "2008-09-04T22:17:38Z")

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If I were Ed Zotti I’d put a moratorium on Palin threads (except Michael that is).

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**Author:** ![akennett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ee59a6/32.png) [@akennett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/akennett)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2008, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-were-ed-zotti/462068/2 "2008-09-04T22:20:03Z")

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If I were Ed Zotti, I’d start an entire forum dedicated to congratulating myself for tying my shoes this morning!

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2008, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-were-ed-zotti/462068/3 "2008-09-04T23:19:20Z")

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If I were Ed Zotti, I’d build a big Internets wall between the paying and Charter members and the rest of the riff raff that seems to have come in after the boards opened up.

I’m kidding, of course.

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**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2008, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-were-ed-zotti/462068/4 "2008-09-04T23:23:10Z")

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I wonder if Cecil pats himself on the Ed each morning?

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2008, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-were-ed-zotti/462068/5 "2008-09-04T23:24:55Z")

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> [@ivan\_astikov](#):
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> I wonder if Cecil pats himself on the Ed each morning?

Only if he has a Cockney accent.

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**Author:** ![Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a587f6/32.png) [@Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freddy_the_Pig)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2008, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-were-ed-zotti/462068/6 "2008-09-05T00:47:08Z")

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Ed won’t care about Palin threads unless they start popping up in his personal play-place.

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**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2008, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-were-ed-zotti/462068/7 "2008-09-05T00:52:38Z")

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