Well, it just depends where you put the light source.
Not “brown water”, it doesn’t.
=>anal Niagara Falls
But wait, ain’t that where the sun don’t shine?
Have you got cling-ons from around the ring of Uranus?
Mad as hatter, I’d say.
The legend I heard at summer camp while growing up was that, if you drank mercury, its weight (13.6 times the density of water) would be so great that it would slam its way down your esophagus, smash through the bottom of your stomach, and pool inside your poor ruptured abdomen.
Then again, these were the same kids who believed that Mikey the Life Cereal Kid dies from eating Pop Rocks.
Indeed. According to one film I had to see in High School about S.T.D.s, the old saying about syphilis was “A night with Venus, a lifetime with Mercury.” (Those wacky Renaissance punsters!)
Oh, and before I forget:
What do you call a bunch of holes in the ground that contain mercury?
Hg wells
Thank you, thank you! I’ll bee here all week! Tip your waitstaff!
Spoken like a man who knows his anuses.
Hey! Where is the obligatory Uranus pun? :smack:
You know, about finding Mercury in Uranus?
Maybe we can get an astrologer to explain?
It means you’ve (mostly) dodged a bullet and will not give birth to a demi-god.
-Joe
Closed. Old thread. I hate it when we experience mercury rising.
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