# If I were to to sneek up behind Anna Kournikova and go \*snip\*, would I get charged?

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**Created:** [January 12, 2001, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-were-to-to-sneek-up-behind-anna-kournikova-and-go-snip-would-i-get-charged/49694 "2001-01-12T14:22:16Z")\
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**Author:** ![Sterra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Sterra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sterra)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2001, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-were-to-to-sneek-up-behind-anna-kournikova-and-go-snip-would-i-get-charged/49694/21 "2001-01-13T18:49:06Z")

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I had no idea who she was either, all I had seen was digitially edited pictures of her head on naked bodys:) Now I know shes a tennis player.

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**Author:** ![Fyodor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/958977/32.png) [@Fyodor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fyodor)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2001, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-were-to-to-sneek-up-behind-anna-kournikova-and-go-snip-would-i-get-charged/49694/22 "2001-01-13T19:08:04Z")

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A few years ago there was a high-schooler charged with assault in Canada because, at a party, he cut the long hair off a sleeping female classmate. Apparently she was very proud of her hair and was devastated by the attack.

Besides being brutalized by security and criminally charged I would think that, if you had any substantial assets, you would be litigated to hell for damages to her very marketable image.

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