# If i yelled (Grab her by the Pussy) at Trump event

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-yelled-grab-her-by-the-pussy-at-trump-event/789133>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [June 16, 2017, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-yelled-grab-her-by-the-pussy-at-trump-event/789133 "2017-06-16T18:04:26Z")\
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**Author:** ![ginman999](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e495f1/32.png) [@ginman999](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ginman999)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2017, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-yelled-grab-her-by-the-pussy-at-trump-event/789133/1 "2017-06-16T18:04:26Z")

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If I was at a Trump rally, presser ect. and I yelled “Grab her by the Pussy you can do” just as Trump was walking up to Merkel I guess I would be removed but would anything else happen to me?

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**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2017, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-yelled-grab-her-by-the-pussy-at-trump-event/789133/2 "2017-06-16T18:23:33Z")

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Only one way to find out.

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**Author:** ![engineer\_comp\_geek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/engineer_comp_geek/32/504_2.png) [@engineer\_comp\_geek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/engineer_comp_geek)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2017, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-yelled-grab-her-by-the-pussy-at-trump-event/789133/3 "2017-06-16T18:47:26Z")

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**Moderator Action**

Requires a bit too much speculation for GQ.

Moving thread from GQ to IMHO.

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2017, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-yelled-grab-her-by-the-pussy-at-trump-event/789133/4 "2017-06-16T19:05:04Z")

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Trump will come over, pin a medal on you, send you down the hall, said “You’re our boy”.

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2017, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-yelled-grab-her-by-the-pussy-at-trump-event/789133/5 "2017-06-16T19:46:56Z")

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> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#):
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> Trump will come over, pin a medal on you, send you down the hall, said “You’re our boy”.

You can get anything you want, the best stuff ever, really wonderful stuff, I guarantee it, at Alice’s Restaurant. Except Alice’s pussy. Sad.

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**Author:** ![dolphinboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dolphinboy/32/330_2.png) [@dolphinboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dolphinboy)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2017, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-yelled-grab-her-by-the-pussy-at-trump-event/789133/6 "2017-06-16T20:17:55Z")

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My guess is that you would be removed. Period. If they had you arrested, if that’s even possible given the 1st Amendment, it would bring publicity to an issue they really don’t want to talk about.

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**Author:** ![markn\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@markn\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/markn_1)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2017, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-yelled-grab-her-by-the-pussy-at-trump-event/789133/7 "2017-06-16T20:25:42Z")

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You’d be arrested by the Grammar Police.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2017, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-yelled-grab-her-by-the-pussy-at-trump-event/789133/8 "2017-06-16T20:53:10Z")

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> [@ginman999](#):
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> …ect…

And the Spelling Police.

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**Author:** ![Defensive\_Indifference](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/defensive_indifference/32/6502_2.png) [@Defensive\_Indifference](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Defensive_Indifference)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2017, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-yelled-grab-her-by-the-pussy-at-trump-event/789133/9 "2017-06-16T21:37:24Z")

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Has it been established that Trump finds Merkel attractive enough to sexually assault? I think a lot hinges on that. You might be escorted out of the building; you might be ignored; or Trump might actually do it. It’s an exciting time to be an American. You never know what’s going to happen.

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2017, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-yelled-grab-her-by-the-pussy-at-trump-event/789133/10 "2017-06-17T01:22:30Z")

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The OP specified trying this at a Trump rally. He might well start a chant. “Grab her … Puss-eee; Grab her … Puss-eee … etc”.

Were the OP to try the same trick at a press conference in Berlin the outcome would be rather … different.

America: fully invested in taking a long walk off a short pier. While drinking heavily.
