# If I'm a virgin, how come I know what a girl's bottom looks like?

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**Created:** [June 22, 2010, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-im-a-virgin-how-come-i-know-what-a-girls-bottom-looks-like/544073 "2010-06-22T01:07:32Z")\
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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2010, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-im-a-virgin-how-come-i-know-what-a-girls-bottom-looks-like/544073/41 "2010-06-23T01:23:39Z")

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NEIL: Rick, you bloody liar! You said you done it to her…_[to Helen]_ He said he done it to you!

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**Author:** ![lexan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/73ab20/32.png) [@lexan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lexan)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2010, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-im-a-virgin-how-come-i-know-what-a-girls-bottom-looks-like/544073/42 "2010-06-23T02:20:33Z")

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> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#):
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> [People’s Poet poems](http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=234134722&blogId=302818420).

My favorite is his protest poem over Neil’s purchase of South African lentils:

“What are you doing, NEIL  
To make a meal, NEIL  
From totalitarian vegetables…”

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