If it were up to me I'd never have anything to do with the little shits again

Sounds like an role-playing based teaching opportunity.

Get greedy over the loot? Guess who breaks through the ice because his pockets are full of heavy gold coins. Or think of the parable about the monkey and the jar full of food. The monkey reaches in and grabs a fist full, but because his fist is full, he can’t get his hand back out.

Stirring up trouble because you are bored? Guess who finds it. Anything from a wandering squad of orcs to the local sheriff.