# If it's like getting drunk, what's it like in Paris?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-its-like-getting-drunk-whats-it-like-in-paris/480332>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [January 8, 2009, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-its-like-getting-drunk-whats-it-like-in-paris/480332 "2009-01-08T03:56:11Z")\
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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-its-like-getting-drunk-whats-it-like-in-paris/480332/21 "2009-01-08T20:52:30Z")

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Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

_–Groucho Marx_

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**Author:** ![Critical1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@Critical1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Critical1)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-its-like-getting-drunk-whats-it-like-in-paris/480332/22 "2009-01-08T20:57:31Z")

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all I have to add is that of all the wacky stuff to come out of HHG this is probably my favorite Quote.

use it in conversation some time, preferably with a young slightly dumb blonde

hilarity (and possibly penis) ensues

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