# If It's Tuesday, This Must Be Sequential Thread Titles
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-its-tuesday-this-must-be-sequential-thread-titles/115890
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [June 25, 2002, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-its-tuesday-this-must-be-sequential-thread-titles/115890 "2002-06-25T15:30:24Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)
#### Post date: [June 25, 2002, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-its-tuesday-this-must-be-sequential-thread-titles/115890/1 "2002-06-25T15:30:24Z")
A whole passel of terrific ones just now in GQ:
Why Do We Wear Underwear?
Snake Killing
Who Credits the Credit Card Companies?
The Freemasons
Why Doesn’t Bush Look at the Camera?
Looking for a Word
How Do I Bend Wood?
Penis Callous
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### Author:  [@Gorgon\_Heap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorgon_Heap)
#### Post date: [June 25, 2002, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-its-tuesday-this-must-be-sequential-thread-titles/115890/2 "2002-06-25T15:41:32Z")
And now in MPSIMS:
-I met a girl at a party tonight, how do you think I handled things?
-Baby born at WalMart
-Things to do in San Antonio
-Go ahead; Creatively insult me.
-Ok, so why does my face now twitch?
-Quit smoking, maybe
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### Author:  [@London\_Calling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/London_Calling)
#### Post date: [June 25, 2002, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-its-tuesday-this-must-be-sequential-thread-titles/115890/3 "2002-06-25T15:50:26Z")
What happened to Obituary Monday, already !
In the Pit;
I think december had jungle fever
Get your fresh, hot evil glurge right here!
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### Author:  [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)
#### Post date: [June 26, 2002, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-its-tuesday-this-must-be-sequential-thread-titles/115890/4 "2002-06-26T05:17:26Z")
In MPSIMS:
Widdle Fuzzy Babies!
Poke The Penguin!
😛
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### Author:  [@jmizzou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jmizzou)
#### Post date: [June 26, 2002, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-its-tuesday-this-must-be-sequential-thread-titles/115890/5 "2002-06-26T05:30:49Z")
In MPSIMS:
- I cured my canker sores!
- What are you doing today?
- The Unofficial Straight Dope Members Picture Pages
- Mullets Galore
In GD:
- What is evil?
- True representative democracy
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### Author:  [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)
#### Post date: [June 26, 2002, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-its-tuesday-this-must-be-sequential-thread-titles/115890/6 "2002-06-26T05:42:48Z")
I wanna be a dog.
Look at what I stepped in today!
MPSIMS
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### Author:  [@OxyMoron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OxyMoron)
#### Post date: [June 26, 2002, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-its-tuesday-this-must-be-sequential-thread-titles/115890/7 "2002-06-26T12:45:07Z")
Eve, what are we going to do with you? In MPSIMS:
If It’s Tuesday, This Must Be Sequential Thread Titles - Eve
The SHORTEST Time You’ve Ever Held a Job? - Eve
😉 Keep you. Don’t you _dare_ log out!
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### Author:  [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)
#### Post date: [June 26, 2002, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-its-tuesday-this-must-be-sequential-thread-titles/115890/8 "2002-06-26T12:53:39Z")
The Pit:
The Masturbating Chimp.
- I think december has jungle fever
:eek:
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### Author:  [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)
#### Post date: [June 26, 2002, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-its-tuesday-this-must-be-sequential-thread-titles/115890/9 "2002-06-26T13:00:12Z")
PS - I mean jungle fever in an ‘in heat’ context there, btw.
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### Author:  [@The\_Wrong\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Wrong_Girl)
#### Post date: [June 26, 2002, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-its-tuesday-this-must-be-sequential-thread-titles/115890/10 "2002-06-26T13:50:42Z")
Heh. I liked
The SHORTEST time you ever held a job?
I got a job!
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### Author:  [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)
#### Post date: [June 26, 2002, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-its-tuesday-this-must-be-sequential-thread-titles/115890/11 "2002-06-26T13:53:35Z")
childhood food surprise trauma
I have a job!!!
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### Author:  [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)
#### Post date: [June 26, 2002, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-its-tuesday-this-must-be-sequential-thread-titles/115890/12 "2002-06-26T16:14:18Z")
Today, On Martha Stewar Living…
The joy that is bath time
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### Author:  [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)
#### Post date: [June 26, 2002, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-its-tuesday-this-must-be-sequential-thread-titles/115890/13 "2002-06-26T17:43:12Z")
So… how does one handle the end of a relationship?
I’ve had it! And I’m having lipo!
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### Author:  [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)
#### Post date: [June 26, 2002, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-its-tuesday-this-must-be-sequential-thread-titles/115890/14 "2002-06-26T17:54:42Z")
From MPSIMS:
I just got my didgeridoo!!! Now what do I doo?
Quit smoking, possibly
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### Author:  [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)
#### Post date: [June 26, 2002, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-its-tuesday-this-must-be-sequential-thread-titles/115890/15 "2002-06-26T18:57:51Z")
From MPSIMS:
> [@](#):
>
> I. Am. NEVER. Drinking. Again.
> childhood food surprise trauma
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### Author:  [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)
#### Post date: [June 27, 2002, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-its-tuesday-this-must-be-sequential-thread-titles/115890/16 "2002-06-27T02:17:19Z")
I cured my canker sores!
Now that was a DAY!!!
Hold the front page - “Hormones in semen make women happier”
Young boy surprisingly sociable despite his hairy little body.
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### Author:  [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)
#### Post date: [June 27, 2002, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-its-tuesday-this-must-be-sequential-thread-titles/115890/17 "2002-06-27T02:20:44Z")
Should I let my daughter get her navel pierced?
Man, that’s gonna turn purple…
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### Author:  [@The\_Wrong\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Wrong_Girl)
#### Post date: [June 27, 2002, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-its-tuesday-this-must-be-sequential-thread-titles/115890/18 "2002-06-27T02:21:58Z")
I love these threads.
Should I let my daughter get her navel pierced??
Man, that’s going to turn purple
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### Author:  [@DeadlyAccurate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeadlyAccurate)
#### Post date: [June 27, 2002, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-its-tuesday-this-must-be-sequential-thread-titles/115890/19 "2002-06-27T02:23:08Z")
-I’m my high school’s GSA Pres…HELP!!
-Can I hypnotize myself?
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### Author:  [@The\_Wrong\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Wrong_Girl)
#### Post date: [June 27, 2002, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-its-tuesday-this-must-be-sequential-thread-titles/115890/20 "2002-06-27T02:23:22Z")
Simulposting? Ehh, don’t love that as much.
😉
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