# If It's Tuesday, This Must Be Sequential Thread Titles

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-its-tuesday-this-must-be-sequential-thread-titles/115890>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 25, 2002, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-its-tuesday-this-must-be-sequential-thread-titles/115890 "2002-06-25T15:30:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2002, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-its-tuesday-this-must-be-sequential-thread-titles/115890/21 "2002-06-27T02:51:28Z")

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\*\*

> [@](#):
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> Mullets Galore
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> \*\*

Band Name!

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**Author:** ![BlackKnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eb8c5e/32.png) [@BlackKnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlackKnight)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2002, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-its-tuesday-this-must-be-sequential-thread-titles/115890/22 "2002-06-27T05:19:01Z")

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injured baby bird–what to do?  
Is Chinese food good for you?

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**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2002, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-its-tuesday-this-must-be-sequential-thread-titles/115890/23 "2002-06-27T05:46:06Z")

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Is Chinese Food Good for You?

White Elephants - Anybody Want Another?

_No thanks, I’m too stuffed - that Pink Elephant Chow Mein was SOOO filling…_

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**Author:** ![jackelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a6a055/32.png) [@jackelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackelope)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2002, 7:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-its-tuesday-this-must-be-sequential-thread-titles/115890/24 "2002-06-27T07:20:22Z")

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childhood food surprise trauma

Ah, the happiness of childhood.

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**Author:** ![London\_Calling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@London\_Calling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/London_Calling)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2002, 8:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-its-tuesday-this-must-be-sequential-thread-titles/115890/25 "2002-06-27T08:22:17Z")

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Cafe Society:

Mrs Slocum’s pussy…  
I just discovered Dick!  
GQ:

Why do I like breasts  
How do handkerchiefs work ?

…I think I must be having one of _those_ mornings…

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**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2002, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-its-tuesday-this-must-be-sequential-thread-titles/115890/26 "2002-06-27T13:22:41Z")

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If you reverse the order of these two in Cafe Society…

What was the book ending to Hannibal?  
Best. Sammich. Ever.

😃

- s.e.

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**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2002, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-its-tuesday-this-must-be-sequential-thread-titles/115890/27 "2002-06-27T13:22:49Z")

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In MPSIMS:

I. Am. NEVER. Drinking. Again

- Excuses that just won’t go over well.

😛

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**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2002, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-its-tuesday-this-must-be-sequential-thread-titles/115890/28 "2002-06-27T13:26:12Z")

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MPSIMS:

Hold The Front Page! -“Hormones in semen make women happier”

I won second prize in the Baltimore CityPaper Poetry contest!

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**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2002, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-its-tuesday-this-must-be-sequential-thread-titles/115890/29 "2002-06-27T13:27:36Z")

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MPSIMS:

Jackelope 1, rodents 0

- childhood food surprise trauma

:eek:

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**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2002, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-its-tuesday-this-must-be-sequential-thread-titles/115890/30 "2002-06-27T13:28:03Z")

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MPSIMS:

Bon voyage, matt\_mcl!

I’m staying at a buddhist temple for two weeks!

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**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2002, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-its-tuesday-this-must-be-sequential-thread-titles/115890/31 "2002-06-27T13:29:54Z")

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Playboy’s Women of Enron

Mammograms by satellite

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**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2002, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-its-tuesday-this-must-be-sequential-thread-titles/115890/32 "2002-06-27T13:32:19Z")

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MPSIMS:

Playboy’s Women of Enron

- Mammograms by satellite

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**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2002, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-its-tuesday-this-must-be-sequential-thread-titles/115890/33 "2002-06-27T13:36:22Z")

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heh heh oops!

GQ:

AOL Question

- Faster to Slide or Run To Through to First Base

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**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2002, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-its-tuesday-this-must-be-sequential-thread-titles/115890/34 "2002-06-27T13:38:28Z")

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GQ:

Questions about Canada

- Has a GHOST Ever HARMED a Person?

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**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2002, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-its-tuesday-this-must-be-sequential-thread-titles/115890/35 "2002-06-27T13:50:48Z")

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MPSIMS:

Gay Pride Week at Sears

- Now if only I could get her to swallow…

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**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2002, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-its-tuesday-this-must-be-sequential-thread-titles/115890/36 "2002-06-27T14:03:10Z")

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MPSIMS:

Mr. Body? (anyone remember this from some kids’ show?)

So… how does one handle the end of a relationship?

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**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2002, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-its-tuesday-this-must-be-sequential-thread-titles/115890/37 "2002-06-27T14:04:13Z")

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Happy Birthday to my Beloved Wife

Ok, so why does my face now twitch?

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**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2002, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-its-tuesday-this-must-be-sequential-thread-titles/115890/38 "2002-06-27T14:06:42Z")

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MPSIMS:

I just wanna be a dog…

Look what I stepped on today.

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**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2002, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-its-tuesday-this-must-be-sequential-thread-titles/115890/39 "2002-06-27T14:25:34Z")

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MPSIMS:

Get 'em here! Cheesy pick-up lines!

- Mammograms by satellite

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**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2002, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-its-tuesday-this-must-be-sequential-thread-titles/115890/40 "2002-06-27T14:29:39Z")

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MPSIMS:

Ouch! I’ve got a splinter in my toe

- 80 years on the job.

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