# If It's Tuesday, This Must Be Sequential Thread Titles **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 25, 2002, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-its-tuesday-this-must-be-sequential-thread-titles/115890 "2002-06-25T15:30:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Doublemint](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b5ac83/32.png) [@Doublemint](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doublemint)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2002, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-its-tuesday-this-must-be-sequential-thread-titles/115890/41 "2002-06-27T14:29:39Z")
-Hey Yankee Fans! -Hold the Front Page! Hormones in semen make women happier! -Should I let my daughter get her navel pierced? -Ouch! I’ve got a splinter in my toe. ---
**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2002, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-its-tuesday-this-must-be-sequential-thread-titles/115890/42 "2002-06-27T14:31:19Z")
MPSIMS: Hey, Yankee fans - Get 'em here! Cheesy pick-up lines! ---
**Author:** ![OxyMoron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e9a140/32.png) [@OxyMoron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OxyMoron)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2002, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-its-tuesday-this-must-be-sequential-thread-titles/115890/43 "2002-06-27T14:42:41Z")
MPSIMS: Playboy’s Women of Enron Complaints From PornoWorld childhood food surprise trauma ---
**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2002, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-its-tuesday-this-must-be-sequential-thread-titles/115890/44 "2002-06-27T15:16:11Z")
MPSIMS: My life is now complete I cured my canker sores! ---
**Author:** ![Kwyjibo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/59ef9b/32.png) [@Kwyjibo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kwyjibo)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2002, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-its-tuesday-this-must-be-sequential-thread-titles/115890/45 "2002-06-27T15:18:26Z")
My life is now complete Please don’t bury me in Alabama. ---
**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2002, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-its-tuesday-this-must-be-sequential-thread-titles/115890/46 "2002-06-27T17:05:30Z")
BBQ Pit: Dr. Laura has finally completely lost her perspective – if not actually her mind. The Masturbating Chimp ---
**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2002, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-its-tuesday-this-must-be-sequential-thread-titles/115890/47 "2002-06-27T18:09:34Z")
MPSIMS: “Bro’s Before 'Ho’s” - Gay Pride Week at Sears ---
**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2002, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-its-tuesday-this-must-be-sequential-thread-titles/115890/48 "2002-06-27T19:34:14Z")
BBQ Pit: Tramp rants about the boy in her bed Could SOMEONE wake up the damn hampsters ---
**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2002, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-its-tuesday-this-must-be-sequential-thread-titles/115890/49 "2002-06-27T20:08:09Z")
MPSIMS: childhood food surprise trauma My dog leaks pee. ---
**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2002, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-its-tuesday-this-must-be-sequential-thread-titles/115890/50 "2002-06-27T21:45:48Z")
Pit: Who the Fuck Greenlighted This Piece of Shit - monty2\_2001, kindly go back to lurking ---
**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2002, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-its-tuesday-this-must-be-sequential-thread-titles/115890/51 "2002-06-28T03:49:25Z")
MPSIMS: 80 Years On The Job Now, If I Could Only Get Her To Swallow… ---
**Author:** ![grendel72](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/91b2a8/32.png) [@grendel72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/grendel72)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2002, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-its-tuesday-this-must-be-sequential-thread-titles/115890/52 "2002-06-28T13:51:30Z")
From IMHO: Obscene phone calls–your stories, solutions, and stuff Do Chicks dig it? ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2002, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-its-tuesday-this-must-be-sequential-thread-titles/115890/53 "2002-06-28T14:21:16Z")
Just now, in Cafe Soceity: “It’s a Small World After All”—Where’s it From? Mrs. Slocum’s Pussy ---
**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2002, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-its-tuesday-this-must-be-sequential-thread-titles/115890/54 "2002-06-28T14:48:57Z")
MPSIMS: Hey, Yankee fans! Free Cubs Tickets 😃 ---
**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2002, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-its-tuesday-this-must-be-sequential-thread-titles/115890/55 "2002-06-28T14:50:10Z")
MPSIMS (and quite appropriate, too): Thank you, SDMB My life is now complete Truer words have never been spoken. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2002, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-its-tuesday-this-must-be-sequential-thread-titles/115890/56 "2002-06-28T14:52:15Z")
In the Pit: Microsoft: Lies, more lies, and damned lies You’re All Doomed (It took you this long to figure that out? :D) Dear Senator Moron The Masturbating Chimp ---
**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2002, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-its-tuesday-this-must-be-sequential-thread-titles/115890/57 "2002-06-28T14:58:01Z")
MPSIMS: I Guess He Thought I Was A Real Dog! - Complaints From PornoWorld :eek: ---
**Author:** ![pldennison](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc29f/32.png) [@pldennison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pldennison)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2002, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-its-tuesday-this-must-be-sequential-thread-titles/115890/58 "2002-06-28T16:38:47Z")
MPSIMS: Help keep my shaved head safe from the sun The Thin Veneer of Society ---
**Author:** ![Earthling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/90db22/32.png) [@Earthling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earthling)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2002, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-its-tuesday-this-must-be-sequential-thread-titles/115890/59 "2002-06-29T06:07:27Z")
MPSIMS: New men’s cologne smells like… Butt Crack Ewww… ---
**Author:** ![hajario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hajario/32/171_2.png) [@hajario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hajario)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2002, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-its-tuesday-this-must-be-sequential-thread-titles/115890/60 "2002-06-29T06:08:15Z")
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