# If It's Tuesday, This Must Be Sequential Thread Titles

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-its-tuesday-this-must-be-sequential-thread-titles/115890>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 25, 2002, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-its-tuesday-this-must-be-sequential-thread-titles/115890 "2002-06-25T15:30:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 19\
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**Author:** ![lawoot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/35a633/32.png) [@lawoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lawoot)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2002, 9:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-its-tuesday-this-must-be-sequential-thread-titles/115890/61 "2002-06-29T09:45:35Z")

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In **In My Humble Opinion** :

How The Hell Am I Gonna Pay for College?  
Are school vouchers the answer?

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**Author:** ![Loopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loopus/32/15343_2.png) [@Loopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopus)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2002, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-its-tuesday-this-must-be-sequential-thread-titles/115890/62 "2002-06-29T15:57:08Z")

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In the Pit:

Dear Ex-Fat Guy on Subways Commercials  
My panties smell like tuna

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**Author:** ![Thunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a8b319/32.png) [@Thunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thunder)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2002, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-its-tuesday-this-must-be-sequential-thread-titles/115890/63 "2002-06-30T20:05:42Z")

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Courtesy of the Pit:  
Ronaldo, your hair resembles a woman’s crotch.

No Personal Use

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**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2002, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-its-tuesday-this-must-be-sequential-thread-titles/115890/64 "2002-07-01T00:18:26Z")

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In MPSIMS:

Sorry, I know this is cruel, but…

VEGAS FEST! Maybe???

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**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2002, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-its-tuesday-this-must-be-sequential-thread-titles/115890/65 "2002-07-01T00:26:06Z")

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ALSO in MPSIMS:

F%#k !!

I feel so smart! 🙂

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**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2002, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-its-tuesday-this-must-be-sequential-thread-titles/115890/66 "2002-07-01T00:28:44Z")

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Dang, they keep popping up, sorry for the multiple posts…

In MPSMIS:

Neato! New Fetish!

240 beers, 17 friends, 5 pickup trucks, 3 days of rock-and-roll, and one helluva time

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**Author:** ![d\_redguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5fc32e/32.png) [@d\_redguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/d_redguy)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2002, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-its-tuesday-this-must-be-sequential-thread-titles/115890/67 "2002-07-01T00:29:52Z")

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in the Pit…

The Masturbating Chimp  
True Confession spoken to the only people who deserve it

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**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2002, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-its-tuesday-this-must-be-sequential-thread-titles/115890/68 "2002-07-01T06:33:44Z")

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Here’s a 4 bagger!

MPSIMS:

Speaker’s First Day of his First Job.

240 beers, 17 friends, 5 pickup trucks, 3 days of rock-and-roll, and one helluva time

I have misplaced my pants.

F%#k !!

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**Author:** ![Dragonblink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Dragonblink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragonblink)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2002, 8:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-its-tuesday-this-must-be-sequential-thread-titles/115890/69 "2002-07-01T08:04:32Z")

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In the Pit just now:

Dear Ex-Fat Guy on Subways Commercials

Fuck you in the ass with a big rubber dick!

… now, if only we could work in the tuna panties somewhere … 🙂

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**Author:** ![auRa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c4cdca/32.png) [@auRa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/auRa)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2002, 9:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-its-tuesday-this-must-be-sequential-thread-titles/115890/70 "2002-07-01T09:29:56Z")

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MPSIMS

-Bunny countdown  
-Thirty-five months, nineteen days, and forty-five thousand three hundred twenty-nine

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**Author:** ![blanx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f04885/32.png) [@blanx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blanx)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2002, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-its-tuesday-this-must-be-sequential-thread-titles/115890/71 "2002-07-01T13:11:26Z")

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The Pit- a personal favorite-

Fuck you in the ass with a big rubber dick!  
Mapei’s pulling out for good.

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**Author:** ![Totoro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Totoro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Totoro)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2002, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-its-tuesday-this-must-be-sequential-thread-titles/115890/72 "2002-07-01T14:07:59Z")

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MPSIMS:

We Got An Offer On Our House!  
Home Alone - My Long Sad Tale Of Woe

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**Author:** ![blanx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f04885/32.png) [@blanx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blanx)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2002, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-its-tuesday-this-must-be-sequential-thread-titles/115890/73 "2002-07-01T14:14:13Z")

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better yet-

The pit  
Fuck you in the ass with a big rubber dick!  
Scary Christian encounter.

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**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2002, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-its-tuesday-this-must-be-sequential-thread-titles/115890/74 "2002-07-02T01:24:51Z")

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In MPSIMS:

It’s 92ºF. You know what I need?

Astronaut Poop

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**Author:** ![ITR\_champion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c67d28/32.png) [@ITR\_champion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ITR_champion)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2002, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-its-tuesday-this-must-be-sequential-thread-titles/115890/75 "2002-07-02T05:28:00Z")

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Currently in IMHO:

Glasses  
Things I cannot find.

and right after that is:

No to Marriage?  
Why do (some) smokers do this?

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**Author:** ![LifeOnWry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/96bed5/32.png) [@LifeOnWry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LifeOnWry)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2002, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-its-tuesday-this-must-be-sequential-thread-titles/115890/76 "2002-07-02T05:44:45Z")

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MPSIMS:

Well-meaning but totally out-of-it gifts  
Smelly People

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**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2002, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-its-tuesday-this-must-be-sequential-thread-titles/115890/77 "2002-07-06T02:57:38Z")

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BBQ Pit:

Dear Ex-Fat Guy on Subways Commercials  
Jokes About Seducing My Sister Aren’t Funny

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**Author:** ![BlackKnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eb8c5e/32.png) [@BlackKnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlackKnight)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2002, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-its-tuesday-this-must-be-sequential-thread-titles/115890/78 "2002-07-06T03:48:19Z")

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Yesterday, there were this sequence of three:

Well, it’s official…  
FairyChatMom performs unnatural acts…  
How did I get on the bestiality spam list?  
(Sorry FairyChatMom … I don’t mean to imply anything, just thought this sequence was hilarious! 😃 )

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**Author:** ![Loopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loopus/32/15343_2.png) [@Loopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopus)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2002, 9:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-its-tuesday-this-must-be-sequential-thread-titles/115890/79 "2002-07-06T09:56:38Z")

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In IMHO:

I was born…  
Jumping the shark…

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