# If Jack Chick was an alcoholic instead of a Jesusholic **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 18, 2004, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-jack-chick-was-an-alcoholic-instead-of-a-jesusholic/260337 "2004-08-18T02:19:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2004, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-jack-chick-was-an-alcoholic-instead-of-a-jesusholic/260337/1 "2004-08-18T02:19:36Z")
[http://drunkard.com/issues/05\_04/05-04-uppity-drunk.htm](http://drunkard.com/issues/05_04/05-04-uppity-drunk.htm) ---
**Author:** ![Just1Lurk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c0e974/32.png) [@Just1Lurk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just1Lurk)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2004, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-jack-chick-was-an-alcoholic-instead-of-a-jesusholic/260337/2 "2004-08-18T02:24:30Z")
Rotflmao! ---
**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2004, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-jack-chick-was-an-alcoholic-instead-of-a-jesusholic/260337/3 "2004-08-18T03:45:48Z")
I had never even dreamed possible “Modern Drunkard Magazine”. That’s some funny shit, though. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2004, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-jack-chick-was-an-alcoholic-instead-of-a-jesusholic/260337/4 "2004-08-18T04:20:47Z")
I may hate the expression, but I’ll certainly agree with **Just1Lurk** ’s sentiment. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2004, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-jack-chick-was-an-alcoholic-instead-of-a-jesusholic/260337/5 "2004-08-18T04:40:53Z")
Didn’t really find this funny, but it is quite informative and looks to be a valuable weapon in the War on Ignorance. I put a link to it in my AIM profile. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2004, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-jack-chick-was-an-alcoholic-instead-of-a-jesusholic/260337/6 "2004-08-18T05:13:16Z")
He’d have died years ago and the world would be a better place. ---
**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2004, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-jack-chick-was-an-alcoholic-instead-of-a-jesusholic/260337/7 "2004-08-18T15:53:13Z")
expect to see that removed after the site owner gets a cease & desist letter from JTC’s lawyers. Alas, a lot of great parody perished from the Net after Chick got his lawyers after them. ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2004, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-jack-chick-was-an-alcoholic-instead-of-a-jesusholic/260337/8 "2004-08-18T16:16:32Z")
True **FriarTed**. Although, one site got away with it by re-drawing the artwork almost (but quite) the same as the original.