# If Kim Il-sung was the "Great Leader" and Kim Jong-il was the "Dear Leader" . . . **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [December 20, 2011, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-kim-il-sung-was-the-great-leader-and-kim-jong-il-was-the-dear-leader/606813 "2011-12-20T04:09:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2011, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-kim-il-sung-was-the-great-leader-and-kim-jong-il-was-the-dear-leader/606813/41 "2011-12-24T11:26:28Z")
“Britney.” I mean, “the August Leader, Morning Star, Captain of the Ship that is Earth.” but, “Britney.” ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2011, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-kim-il-sung-was-the-great-leader-and-kim-jong-il-was-the-dear-leader/606813/42 "2011-12-25T02:15:00Z")
> [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](#): > > He eats nothing but eucalyptus leaves? > And has a bifurcated penis? Its just been announced: he’s being referred to as Supreme Leader. That means\* Everything \*is on that bifurcated penis. And a 2-litre Coke comes with it free on Wednesdays. ---
**Author:** ![UFC\_Is\_Sux](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/46a35a/32.png) [@UFC\_Is\_Sux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UFC_Is_Sux)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2011, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-kim-il-sung-was-the-great-leader-and-kim-jong-il-was-the-dear-leader/606813/43 "2011-12-25T04:05:08Z")
Judging from his portly body, I’d go for Supreme Eater myself. That one is apparently no stranger to the feed bag. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Second\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@The\_Second\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Second_Stone)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2011, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-kim-il-sung-was-the-great-leader-and-kim-jong-il-was-the-dear-leader/606813/44 "2011-12-25T05:34:54Z")
Beloved W Leader ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2011, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-kim-il-sung-was-the-great-leader-and-kim-jong-il-was-the-dear-leader/606813/45 "2011-12-25T17:32:51Z")
> [@Count\_Blucher](#): > > Its just been announced: he’s being referred to as Supreme Leader. No way. [That title is **taken.**](http://www.villagevoice.com/2007-05-22/news/campaign-season-on-planet-glox/) ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2011, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-kim-il-sung-was-the-great-leader-and-kim-jong-il-was-the-dear-leader/606813/46 "2011-12-25T18:03:25Z")
Maybe they’ll promote Kim Jong-il to a new title: Leader of the Pack. Because now he’s gone. ---
**Author:** ![Ace309](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ace309/32/1050_2.png) [@Ace309](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ace309)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2011, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-kim-il-sung-was-the-great-leader-and-kim-jong-il-was-the-dear-leader/606813/47 "2011-12-25T18:13:30Z")
> [@ralph124c](#): > > In all of this, why has the CIA escaped all criticism? They spend billions $$ monitoring places like N Korea-and yet, nobody saw this coming? > Why have a CIA if you get better intelligence from the morning newspaper?:smack: Nobody saw what coming? ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2011, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-kim-il-sung-was-the-great-leader-and-kim-jong-il-was-the-dear-leader/606813/48 "2011-12-25T18:25:42Z")
If he is Supreme leader is that like a taco bell thing? He comes with a helping of sour creme? ---
**Author:** ![67java89](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/aeb1de/32.png) [@67java89](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/67java89)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2011, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-kim-il-sung-was-the-great-leader-and-kim-jong-il-was-the-dear-leader/606813/49 "2011-12-26T12:21:59Z")
> [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](#): > > He eats nothing but eucalyptus leaves? > And has a bifurcated penis? > Wow. > He’s stranger than I thought… How may eucalyptus leaves does he eat per day? They must be SUPER fattening [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-kim-il-sung-was-the-great-leader-and-kim-jong-il-was-the-dear-leader/606813.md?page=2)