# If life gives you lemons... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 24, 2004, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-gives-you-lemons/251931 "2004-06-24T02:27:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 20
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2004, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-gives-you-lemons/251931/381 "2004-07-03T00:10:29Z")
> [@Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor](#): > > VIVA EL SUPREMO! VIVA GENERALISSIMO BLANKA! VIVA… {BANG !!!} … VIVA GENERLISSIMO NIGRA! She sells sea shells … ---
**Author:** ![Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9dc877/32.png) [@Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nightwatch_Trailer)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2004, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-gives-you-lemons/251931/382 "2004-07-03T00:18:08Z")
> [@Bippy the Beardless](#): > > She sells sea shells … …Until the taxes get to be too much for her business. All that is gold… ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2004, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-gives-you-lemons/251931/383 "2004-07-03T00:32:23Z")
> [@Nightwatch Trailer](#): > > …Until the taxes get to be too much for her business. > > All that is gold… …is _ **MINE!!** _ Once more, into the breech, good friends, once… ---
**Author:** ![Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9dc877/32.png) [@Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nightwatch_Trailer)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2004, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-gives-you-lemons/251931/384 "2004-07-03T02:37:28Z")
> [@Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor](#): > > Once more, into the breech, good friends, once… …I have a couple more drinks, then it’s unto the breach, guys, I promise. For real this time. Four legs good… ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2004, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-gives-you-lemons/251931/385 "2004-07-03T02:52:07Z")
…six legs better. Elvis has left… ---
**Author:** ![Cyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a88e4f/32.png) [@Cyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyn)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2004, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-gives-you-lemons/251931/386 "2004-07-03T03:24:01Z")
> [@Governor Quinn](#): > > …six legs better. > > Elvis has left… Elvis has left eye dominance Experience is what you have… ---
**Author:** ![ZombiesAteMyBrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b4bc9f/32.png) [@ZombiesAteMyBrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZombiesAteMyBrain)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2004, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-gives-you-lemons/251931/387 "2004-07-03T15:49:28Z")
> [@Cyn](#): > > Experience is what you have… after your first date. He who fights and runs away… ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2004, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-gives-you-lemons/251931/388 "2004-07-03T20:49:03Z")
…tends to obtain the nickname “Wussy Boy”. Nothing ventured… ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2004, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-gives-you-lemons/251931/389 "2004-07-03T20:57:29Z")
> [@Governor Quinn](#): > > Nothing ventured… … Is written on my tombstone. Old macdonald had a farm… ---
**Author:** ![Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9dc877/32.png) [@Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nightwatch_Trailer)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2004, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-gives-you-lemons/251931/390 "2004-07-03T21:13:04Z")
> [@Lobsang](#): > > Old macdonald had a farm… …But he forgot to get the song rights to it. By the pricking of my thumbs… ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2004, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-gives-you-lemons/251931/391 "2004-07-03T21:23:17Z")
…I inflect pain on myself needlessly. For a good time, call… ---
**Author:** ![ZombiesAteMyBrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b4bc9f/32.png) [@ZombiesAteMyBrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZombiesAteMyBrain)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2004, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-gives-you-lemons/251931/392 "2004-07-04T02:21:00Z")
> [@Governor Quinn](#): > > … > For a good time, call… the number shown on-screen. Only £1 per minute. Minimum charge £5. Two swallows doesn’t make… ---
**Author:** ![Chastain86](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Chastain86](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chastain86)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2004, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-gives-you-lemons/251931/393 "2004-07-04T02:51:19Z")
> [@ZombiesAteMyBrain](#): > > Two swallows doesn’t make… for a good time… but it certainly helps. 😉 Wise men say, only fools rush in, but I can’t help… ---
**Author:** ![Rdshooze](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e9a140/32.png) [@Rdshooze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rdshooze)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2004, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-gives-you-lemons/251931/394 "2004-07-04T02:55:29Z")
> [@Chastain86](#): > > for a good time… but it certainly helps. 😉 > > Wise men say, only fools rush in, but I can’t help… . . . my son with his math anymore, and he’s only in 4th grade! Once bitten, twice . . . ---
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2004, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-gives-you-lemons/251931/395 "2004-07-04T03:13:57Z")
> [@Rdshooze](#): > > . . . my son with his math anymore, and he’s only in 4th grade! > Once bitten, twice . . . …given tetanus shots By Grabthar’s hammer… ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2004, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-gives-you-lemons/251931/396 "2004-07-04T14:39:22Z")
…are the rest of Grabthar’s tools. Ain’t misbehavin’, just saving all my love for… ---
**Author:** ![ZombiesAteMyBrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b4bc9f/32.png) [@ZombiesAteMyBrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZombiesAteMyBrain)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2004, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-gives-you-lemons/251931/397 "2004-07-04T15:35:47Z")
> [@Governor Quinn](#): > > … > Ain’t misbehavin’, just saving all my love for… Pecan Danish, Chocolate muffins, and …PIE!! Pride goes before … ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2004, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-gives-you-lemons/251931/398 "2004-07-04T17:38:32Z")
> [@ZombiesAteMyBrain](#): > > Pride goes before … …“prie,” but after “prid” in the dictionary. Music has charms… ---
**Author:** ![rjk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ed655f/32.png) [@rjk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjk)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2004, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-gives-you-lemons/251931/399 "2004-07-04T18:09:03Z")
> [@Maureen](#): > > Music has charms… … on this really _cute_ bracelet! Oh when the saints … ---
**Author:** ![emekthian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ecae2f/32.png) [@emekthian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emekthian)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2004, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-gives-you-lemons/251931/400 "2004-07-04T23:40:19Z")
… go Satanist, oh when the Saints go Satanist. So here’s to you, Mrs. Robinson… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-gives-you-lemons/251931.md?page=19) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-gives-you-lemons/251931.md?page=21)