# If life gives you lemons... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 24, 2004, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-gives-you-lemons/251931 "2004-06-24T02:27:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 34
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2004, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-gives-you-lemons/251931/661 "2004-08-02T14:25:34Z")
…err, what was it that I’ve been told again? My lips are… ---
**Author:** ![ZombiesAteMyBrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b4bc9f/32.png) [@ZombiesAteMyBrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZombiesAteMyBrain)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2004, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-gives-you-lemons/251931/662 "2004-08-02T15:15:32Z")
> [@Governor Quinn](#): > > …My lips are… _ **NEVER, EVER** _ going to touch _ **THAT** _ part of your anatomy!! Kiss my… ---
**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2004, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-gives-you-lemons/251931/663 "2004-08-02T16:18:02Z")
> [@ZombiesAteMyBrain](#): > > _ **NEVER, EVER** _ going to touch _ **THAT** _ part of your anatomy!! > > Kiss my… ring: the Pope’s favorite curse. We the people… ---
**Author:** ![Hung\_Mung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@Hung\_Mung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hung_Mung)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2004, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-gives-you-lemons/251931/664 "2004-08-02T16:23:45Z")
> [@photopat](#): > > We the people… …still wonder what the fuck was up with Mott the Hoople. Red moon at night… ---
**Author:** ![buttonjockey308](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@buttonjockey308](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buttonjockey308)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2004, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-gives-you-lemons/251931/665 "2004-08-02T17:21:42Z")
Red moon at night… …something is SERIOUSLY wrong with those eye drops. Once upon a midnight dreary… ---
**Author:** ![ZombiesAteMyBrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b4bc9f/32.png) [@ZombiesAteMyBrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZombiesAteMyBrain)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2004, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-gives-you-lemons/251931/666 "2004-08-02T18:41:10Z")
> [@buttonjockey308](#): > > Once upon a midnight dreary… I found a doper tired and weary. ‘Why you posting now’, I cried. ‘It’s an addiction’ the doper sighed. ‘Cecil expects daily posts’ he said, ‘and I won’t let him down until I’m dead’. Look after the pennies… ---
**Author:** ![BJMoose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@BJMoose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BJMoose)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2004, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-gives-you-lemons/251931/667 "2004-08-02T18:47:48Z")
Once upon a midnight dreary I was heartbroke, sad and teary. Came a raven to my door straight from Rigby (Eleanor). Soon his vapors made me cough. Then the raven: “Bugger off!” [well, it scans well] Look before you . . . ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2004, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-gives-you-lemons/251931/668 "2004-08-02T20:10:40Z")
…post. Look after the pennies… ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f0a364/32.png) [@Captain\_Carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Carrot)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2004, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-gives-you-lemons/251931/669 "2004-08-02T20:40:46Z")
> [@Governor Quinn](#): > > Look after the pennies… , as they’re solid gold, and worth a fortune. It never rains, but it… ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f0a364/32.png) [@Captain\_Carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Carrot)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2004, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-gives-you-lemons/251931/670 "2004-08-02T20:54:21Z")
> [@Governor Quinn](#): > > Look after the pennies… , as they’re solid gold, and worth a fortune. It never rains, but it… ---
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2004, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-gives-you-lemons/251931/671 "2004-08-02T22:53:25Z")
> [@dwalin](#): > > , as they’re solid gold, and worth a fortune. > > It never rains, but it… …is The Moon, after all, so that might be a bit too much to ask. Pretty quiet, though, huh? Goodbye, Ruby Tuesday… ---
**Author:** ![BJMoose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@BJMoose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BJMoose)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2004, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-gives-you-lemons/251931/672 "2004-08-03T15:37:42Z")
. . . you were a real gem. If you have to ask how much it costs . . . ---
**Author:** ![ZombiesAteMyBrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b4bc9f/32.png) [@ZombiesAteMyBrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZombiesAteMyBrain)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2004, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-gives-you-lemons/251931/673 "2004-08-03T16:34:46Z")
> [@BJMoose](#): > > . > If you have to ask how much it costs . . . Make a complaint to the store manager - the staff really should have put a price label on it. Softly, softly … ---
**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2004, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-gives-you-lemons/251931/674 "2004-09-07T05:57:18Z")
Softly, softly… and then I found viagra! Select any spam! Into the valley of death… ---
**Author:** ![Ezekiel25\_17](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4af34b/32.png) [@Ezekiel25\_17](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ezekiel25_17)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2004, 8:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-gives-you-lemons/251931/675 "2004-09-07T08:12:56Z")
> [@Cicero](#): > > Softly, softly… and then I found viagra! Select any spam! > > Into the valley of death… is the quckest way to Vegas Try not. Do, or do not… ---
**Author:** ![ZombiesAteMyBrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b4bc9f/32.png) [@ZombiesAteMyBrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZombiesAteMyBrain)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2004, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-gives-you-lemons/251931/676 "2004-09-09T03:39:15Z")
> [@Ezekiel25:17](#): > > Try not. Do, or do not… let other people see that you’re doing nothing. Bluff, for goodness sake!!! There’s no time like … ---
**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2004, 10:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-gives-you-lemons/251931/677 "2004-09-09T10:00:09Z")
There’s no time like… Parsley, Sage, Rosemary, and Time… I’ll huff, and I’ll puff, and… ---
**Author:** ![ZombiesAteMyBrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b4bc9f/32.png) [@ZombiesAteMyBrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZombiesAteMyBrain)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2004, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-gives-you-lemons/251931/678 "2004-09-09T12:16:29Z")
> [@Cicero](#): > > I’ll huff, and I’ll puff, and… I’ll get high before I finish this joint. If Mohammed won’t go to the mountain, then… ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2004, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-gives-you-lemons/251931/679 "2004-09-09T16:41:59Z")
> [@ZombiesAteMyBrain](#): > > If Mohammed won’t go to the mountain, then… … then hisskiing trip will be a waste of time. Some guys have all the … ---
**Author:** ![Nametag](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nametag/32/406_2.png) [@Nametag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nametag)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2004, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-gives-you-lemons/251931/680 "2004-09-09T17:04:35Z")
> [@Bippy the Beardless](#): > > Some guys have all the … …cookies, and if i find them and kill them, then I will have all the cookies! HA! I will show you despair… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-gives-you-lemons/251931.md?page=33) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-life-gives-you-lemons/251931.md?page=35)